r/MadeMeSmile • u/DIO_BRANDO15 • Nov 19 '22

Small Success [OC] Finally got promoted to manager!

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u/siikdUde Nov 19 '22

This is some mall ninja shit.

I’m gonna take a guess and say this guy is from Texas

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u/Rolling_Beardo Nov 19 '22

Apparently it’s from Harbor Freight so is that above or below mall ninja? Im going to say a step below.

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u/siikdUde Nov 19 '22

Jesus I didn’t even realize they made knives like that. I think I found it online and it’s $9.99

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u/Rolling_Beardo Nov 19 '22

I mean I get carrying a knife, I carry a small fixed blade on my belt every day. But it’s smaller than my hand and I work from home. When I actually go to the office I don’t have my knife on me. Something that big is asking for trouble and makes you look foolish.

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u/siikdUde Nov 19 '22

In my state it’s illegal to carry a knife on you where the blade is longer than the palm of your hand. I carry a nice Klein tools pocketknife with me and that’s all I need.

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u/drpeppershaker Nov 20 '22

What if you have huge hands? Like shaq can carry a Bowie knife and everyone else is stuck with a Swiss army knife