r/MagicArena • u/evilfrigginwizard • 5d ago

Fluff Guys let me in I swear I'm Selesnyan

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u/ValenceElectrons- 5d ago

Witness protection is such a funny card to me.

1/1 Civilian: “Guys it’s me Emrakul, why don’t you believe me?”

Honestly such a cool card

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u/SirPeencopters 5d ago

I have actually enjoyed every time it’s been played on a [[Krenko, Mob Boss]] against me. Flavor cultural victory

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u/mallocco 5d ago

Dang I never read that flavor text haha. Really is a flavor win.

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u/AlfaWolf_614 5d ago

It legit think of Vicent Adultman from Bojack Horseman when I see this card being played

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u/ElRvsco 5d ago

I did a business at the job factory

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u/kdfsjljklgjfg 4d ago

I love when it's used against my [[Ygra, Eater of All]] commander deck. It doesn't remove +1/+1 counters so by the time it comes out there's often a 20/20 Legitimate Businessperson obliterating gods and heroes

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u/GreenM4mba 1d ago

[[imprisoned in the moon]] is much better. It gives opponent one mana, but for red players it's their end. Selesnyan can get rid of enchantment pretty fast, so better counter their enchantments.

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u/Bircka 5d ago

Looks like a regular guy to me, he's just doing regular businessman things.

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u/yungg_hodor 5d ago

Legitimately, one could say.

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u/JJ-Barbarian 5d ago

I was honestly tickled when my Phyrexian Obliterator gave up his life of Obliteration to start trading stock futures. I wish there was a snapchat filter effect to give them little tophats.

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u/Desruprot Bolas 5d ago

The Scarab God selling Toasters to the public.

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u/CliffsNote5 4d ago

Scarab God on line two with an offer to extend our car’s extended warranty.

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u/Stranger1982 pseudo-intellectual exclusionist twat 5d ago

Press X to doubt!

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u/WEVE_WOKEN_THE_HIVE 5d ago

I miss Scarab King in standard

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u/evilfrigginwizard 5d ago

brawl is wonky but fun

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u/yungg_hodor 5d ago

Brawl is the jam

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u/kodutta7 4d ago

*God, put some respeck on his name

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u/AlfaWolf_614 5d ago

Scarab Daddy does what Scarab Daddy wants

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u/yungg_hodor 5d ago

Passes the scent test

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u/Ok-Brush5346 4d ago

dude turn off the Hekma for a second I need to tell you something bro just let me in for a second

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u/That-one-guy-lp 4d ago

He is just a businessman with a business plan…

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u/Dalek-Hunter 4d ago

I'm not a cop

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u/That-one-guy-lp 3d ago

Why’d you say you’re not a cop?