I believe there's this funny ball of energy a few inches above my balls, and that energy became real (I convinced myself it did). Now I imagine myself collecting more of that energy and stuffing it in my ball, which makes me stronger for some reason.
Since I'm, not allowed to do that, heaven throws lightning at me every time I'm about to upgrade my ball. If I survive, my ball gets to get upgraded. Eventually my ball becomes so strong that I live forever as a little schizzo venerable who does what he wants since my ball is so strong.
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u/EclipsedBooger 1 in a Ten-duotrigintillion Genius Feb 15 '25
I believe there's this funny ball of energy a few inches above my balls, and that energy became real (I convinced myself it did). Now I imagine myself collecting more of that energy and stuffing it in my ball, which makes me stronger for some reason.
Since I'm, not allowed to do that, heaven throws lightning at me every time I'm about to upgrade my ball. If I survive, my ball gets to get upgraded. Eventually my ball becomes so strong that I live forever as a little schizzo venerable who does what he wants since my ball is so strong.