r/MonsterHunter • u/EnderDracon • Mar 02 '25

MH Wilds “Hunter, the Guild authorizes” is so damn cool Spoiler

The handler in wilds feels so much less like some sidekick and more of a HANDLER. Like, we’re the guild’s blade and she is the hand that guides us. The guild has given her FULL AUTONOMY to act on their behalf, and she alone can decide what we are hunting. The lines also came at really good times during cutscenes and overall just fed the vibes lol. Especially the final fight of low rank? SHIVERS

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u/SeeisforComedy Mar 02 '25

Strong hellsing vibes

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u/GoodTeletubby ​ Mar 02 '25

Which are enhanced by our interactions with the people who've never conceived of the concept of a hunter before. To most of these people, monsters are a force of nature, to be avoided and endured, not challenged. Then we roll up, and clobber the local equivalent of a massive thunderstorm in the face.

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u/narfidy Mar 02 '25

"A pack of wild beasts is rampaging through our village. Our way of life as we know it is doomed."

"Yes I understand but i have an axe that, get this, transforms into a sword"

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u/unknown_soldier_ Mar 02 '25

Wait until they find out about the giant trombone of monster death

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u/induslol Mar 02 '25

All due respect to the musical brethren, but the true sight is a hunter waddling into town with a tank cannon and plating in hand.

Side note have wyverians always referred to our weapons as relics?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Don't know if it's referred as relics but hunter weapons have always been described as "ancient technology" by wyverians. If I remember correctly it's technology that got invented by ancient civilization that guild has then recreated from old blueprints. (Might be wrong tho. Correct if I miss remembered)

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u/Rathurue Insanely Edgy Mar 02 '25

Some of the 'newer' weapons (SA, CB) are implied to be constructed using blueprints unearthed from ancient civilization ruins, but that's not the point. The Wyverian point is we're still using analog, mass-and-inertia physics-dependent weapons instead of using superior technological weapons (that they presumably still have).

Shame the story didn't expand on that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

I see. TBH MH has so much cool lore. I wish they would give us more info about the world and it's history. Even being a fan since Freedom 2 I feel like I still don't know much about the actual world of monster hunter.

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u/iTomWright SnS baby Mar 02 '25

The supposed lore dump at the end of LR was enough for me. I’ve been wanted to see that for 15 years!!

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u/MSGrejs2k Mar 02 '25

EQUAL DRAGON WEAPON IS REAAAAL BABYYYYYY

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u/MSGrejs2k Mar 02 '25

Well, if you wish for that this is the game you have been waiting for. It just throws so much lore at you than any other MH game. Lore that you would normally have to get from other sources like art books.

Hopefully they continue with this through the title updates and eventual DLC because I. AM. LOVING IT!

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u/Zadalben Mar 02 '25

My favorite ancient technology of advanced civilization. Big Fuck Off Hammer.

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u/Blackewolfe GS: The Original Powerhouse Mar 03 '25

Wait...

Are we in 40k?

Are we just some Off-the-Path Deathworld and the 'Blueprints' are just STCs?

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u/Former-Stock-540 ​ Mar 03 '25

Heavy Bow Gun? Nah.

Heavy Bolt Gun.

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u/Implodepumpkin Mar 02 '25

Can the HH still out dps the hammer in this one?

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u/samuelokblek Mar 02 '25

"And that other guy?"

-points to friend in coop-

"Hes a got a sword and shield, that turns into an AXE, that spins and slices things, then obliterates things to atoms"

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u/TheGreyGuardian ​ Mar 02 '25

"And what about that guy? Does his sword and shield turn into an axe too?"

"No, it's just a sword and shield."

"Whoa..."

"??"

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u/Technical_Exam1280 Mar 03 '25

"That guy joined our party with his sword."

"You mean his sword and shield?"

"No, just sword."

"Certainly, you mean his charge blade."

"Or his switch axe."

"Dual blades?"

"No, just his...sword."

...

"This guy is weird."

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u/the-gingerninja Mar 04 '25

“And my spear shoots bugs!”

“Sure it does Regi. Sure it does.”

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u/SayuriUliana Mar 03 '25

"How about the one sitting on the white chair?"

"He is the storm that is approaching."

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u/RayereSs Mar 04 '25

*villagers run in panic as some insect thing flies over them*

"No worries, it's just an Kinsect of that guy over there with Insect Glave, he plays 'floor is lava' and talks with beetles"

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u/LouieSiffer Mar 04 '25

"what's with the guy that carries a tower of metal on his back"

"Oh he is our lancer, his shield can block poison clouds and supernovas, and hits from monsters 1000x his weight"

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u/georgeofjungle3 Mar 03 '25

We aren't really sure why that guy keeps trying to sharpen his hammer, but I've seen what he can do with it, so I ain't calling him on it.

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u/SuperFightinRobit Mar 03 '25

"what about that guy?" 

"Oh him? He's got a sword and shield that, get this, LETS HIM USE ITEMS WITH HIS WEAPON UNSHEATHED."

" Wooow. That's incredible."

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u/Professor_Phantoms Mar 02 '25

This guy Swaxs

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u/gabrielczm Mar 03 '25

I'm playing wilds with SA, this is exactly how it played out

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u/Disig DOOT DOOT Mar 03 '25

"That tool on your back...what does it do?"

As a HH main I really just wanted to whip it out and play a jaunty tune.

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u/VanBiscuit ​ Mar 02 '25

He’s literally me fr

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u/the-gingerninja Mar 04 '25

I’ve got this long sword. Made of… sword parts.

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u/Expensive_Bison_657 Mar 02 '25

“This monster is an unstoppable demon responsible for annihilating the most advanced civilization that has ever existed.”

“That’s what you’ve said about the last six monsters… are you SURE it’s not just another low rank monster?”

“…maybe.”

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u/nichinichisou Mar 03 '25

Its kinda hilarious how everyone debate the ethical dilemma for the final boss and we just solve it by killing it

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u/KingAardvark1st ​ Mar 02 '25

"HUNTERRRRRR! Go for a walk."

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u/JokerPT1 Mar 02 '25

Hunter: Exhales slowly, preparing their chosen weapon When hope is gone...undo this lock...to send me forth...on a mooning walk. Authorization to Hunt... ACKNOWLEDGED!

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u/Zjoee ​ Mar 02 '25

PARTY PARTY PARTY! YOU KNOW I GOTTA PARTY!

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u/No-Ad6564 Mar 02 '25

Hunter... releasing restraint lock.... level 0

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u/csolisr Mar 03 '25

I was curious to see where did this chant come from, and I originally thought it was something from, like, Power Rangers, but nope! It comes from Hellsing (makes sense) ...Abridged (yep, Hellsing Abridged, some fan went and decided to write pure poetry for a parody of an anime)

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u/Will-Isley Mar 02 '25

Hunter: “I’m going on a very enthusiastic walk”

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u/Mikelius Mar 02 '25

Hunters love cannons.

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u/Junior-East1017 Mar 03 '25

I do love the fact that the abridged version eclipsed the canon version.

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u/SleepyBoy- Mar 02 '25

You can make Alucard-ish glasses from one of the smaller bugs. The high rank alpha version gets red lenses.

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u/crowsloft666 Mar 02 '25

Hunter!!!...go for a walk

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u/Another_Road Mar 03 '25

“Approval of Situation A recognized. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent.”

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u/Healthy_Trick_23 Mar 05 '25

"SEARCH AND DESTROY, SEARCH AND DESTROY !!!"