r/MonsterHunter 19d ago

Armor Set Anyone out collecting some hunny with me

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5.5k Upvotes

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u/depressed_orangutan 19d ago

Who is this beautiful man

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u/Uberchaun 19d ago

Xi Jinping.

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u/fantastictechinique 19d ago

Xinnie the Wu

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u/allvarr 18d ago

A true warrior of the three kingdoms!

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u/Redditemeon 19d ago

Bing Chilling.

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u/touchkusa 19d ago

Pooh Xi

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u/Brain_lessV2 19d ago

Winnie the Pooh

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u/Scizzoman 19d ago

This makes me profoundly uncomfortable

Oh bother

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u/rayquan36 19d ago

Kinda reminds me of Zoobilee Zoo.

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u/za_boss 19d ago

Type of shit you'd never want to see when you're alone in the woods

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u/Implodepumpkin 19d ago

has anyone made actual cannibal shia bluff yet?

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u/Thatusername777 19d ago

Alone in the hundred acre woods?

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u/clearfox777 19d ago

On second thought, I don’t choose the bear.

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u/TwoParticular7566 18d ago

100 acre wood*

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u/Zenai10 19d ago

It's the bear and the man together. Solved the question

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u/NDN_Shadow 19d ago

how many honeys u got?

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u/nazul22 19d ago

Bro i miss honey hunter from the 4u days lol

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u/inadequatecircle 19d ago

Did he ever show up for world / rise?

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u/ItsNotJulius FirstFleetReject 18d ago

Haha I saw them in the comments a few times when discussing World/Rise haha

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u/Plightz Stop, my hype can only get so erect 19d ago

I hope that guy is enjoying wilds. I miss their posts.

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u/ES_Legman 19d ago

haha I got 832 honeys

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u/Frakshaw 4914-3447-3114 19d ago

sitting on 558 honeys haha

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u/hydrangea14583 19d ago

haha I'm out of honeys... help

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u/OldSchoolRPGs Shoubushi 19d ago

A relic from the good old days

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u/xLuky 18d ago

Haha I think about that guy every time honey is mentioned.

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u/JRockPSU 18d ago

haha plenty of honeys haha

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u/Holliday-East 19d ago

-99999999 social credit

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u/Nameless_Owl81 19d ago

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u/MarMarBinxxx 19d ago

Silly old bear

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u/ThreshtheWeebWarden Charging Wyvern fire 19d ago

why is the CCP knocking on my door rn

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u/arwenstarsong2608 19d ago

The dude looks like he doesn't give a single bother

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u/TheFatYoshi 19d ago

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u/giddycocks 19d ago

God that John Cena photoshop is so fucking funny

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u/China_really_sucks 19d ago

Someone made this

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u/shung1209 P2(G), P3, 3G, 4(G), X(X), W(I),R(S), Wilds 19d ago

Xi hunter, by the order of the CCP, hunt down the capitalism

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u/0wlFingers 19d ago

WAZZUP BEIJING

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u/Former-Stock-540 19d ago

Marketing Monday gang rise up

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u/mountingconfusion 19d ago

天上太陽紅呀紅彤彤誒 心中的太陽是毛澤東誒 他領導我們得解放誒 人民翻身當家做主人 咿呀咿吱呦餵 呀而呀吱呦啊 人民翻身當家做主人

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u/ikkkky9029 19d ago

🗣️🔥🔥🔥

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u/JagrasLoremaster Guard tuah, block on that thang 19d ago

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u/Zamoxino Wilds: HR643/1725Quests 19d ago

U look like that guy who sells fast food in GTA:SA lmao

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u/UInferno- 19d ago

What am I looking at

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u/Subject-Dealer-4034 19d ago

Hello, handsome. How would you like to get some honey in the 100-arce woods? I'm sure your friends are expecting you.

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u/Wynter-Baal_of_Snow 19d ago

Jango Fett The unreleased tapes.

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u/Lycaon1765 UwU 19d ago

the fucking undies 😭😭😭

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u/DrMobius0 19d ago

These were white when I bought em

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u/Orca_Supporter 19d ago

Just so everyone knows, Winnie the Pooh was never banned in China, weird redditors made that up

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u/thatlastrock 19d ago

Oh, Bother!

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u/helloimrandomnumbers 19d ago

I thought this was angbata

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u/Redlaces123 Hipcheck! 19d ago

How many honeys you got

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u/TheSForSecret 18d ago

Ch ina number 1

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u/nebulousinsectleg pseudocath fangirl 18d ago

forget the monsters we need to kill this thing

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u/Leoncroi That's a big fish! 19d ago

Oh bother

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u/Taku_Kori17 19d ago

Oh bother...

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u/Kasaneteddo 19d ago

What is that hat? I WANT IT!

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u/ikkkky9029 19d ago

It’s the hat from the kutku gone cuckoo event, get ticket from it and you can craft it

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u/EarlOfBears 19d ago

-1,000,000 social credits

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u/KABOOMBYTCH 19d ago

The standing committee of the National people’s congress authorised you to hunt _____

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u/eskilla Endemic collecting is back‼ HYPE 19d ago

How did you get that hat??

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u/KnightFaraam 19d ago

From one of the three event quests.

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u/alphakevin1 19d ago

No thanks, this is gonna be a sword art online situation and you're gonna player kill my hunter somehow

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u/Breffest 19d ago

Best one yet

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u/ChiefRasta 19d ago

Mans look tired of going to collect honey

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u/NodoBird 19d ago

What is that on your head?

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u/austmu3333 19d ago

Headgear from one of the events

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u/Dante200 ​Agnaktor Lover 19d ago

I saw a guy named Chicken Eater who looked like Ronald McDonald. He could join.

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u/Kvarcov 19d ago

Shit's like something Meat Canyon would make a video with

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u/metalflygon08 19d ago

Make your face red so it looks like the inside of a gaping maw.

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u/BeardedBears 19d ago

I am increasingly amazed at the capabilities of Wilds' character creator. 

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u/Jesterchunk It's morphin' time 19d ago

ooh, that's an interesting new arzuros subspecies

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u/Hey_Neat ​Poke Poke BOOM! 19d ago

oh bother...

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u/WebPrimary2848 19d ago

Oh god what did Eeyore do to Pooh

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u/DiamondTop581 19d ago

What headpiece is that

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u/The_Big_Jums 19d ago

What in the world is the helmet. I need that in my life

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u/Suspicious-Border728 19d ago

This is some MeatCanyon type shi

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u/dope_danny 18d ago

Do NOT follow this man out i to the woods kids

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u/sorrowmantic 18d ago

IM DEAD LMAO

1

u/Octaivian 18d ago

Most normal Yakuza side mission NPC

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u/Ok-Technology-2541 17d ago

NEWS Monster hunter banned in CHINA!!!

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u/Ackbar90 You don't do DPS while dead 19d ago

-20000000000 social credit

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u/NaiEkaj 19d ago

China wants to know your location

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u/kod_kod_kod Glaive my beloved 19d ago

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u/Ares786 19d ago

Xinnie the ping !

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u/giddycocks 19d ago

You're out hunting a Rathalos

This dude joins your hunt and starts eating your Seikret

What do you do?

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u/Lormingo 19d ago

The fact you made him the ccp president is hilarious

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u/thats-brazy-buzzin 19d ago

Put an NSFW tag of this. Fuck. I almost shot cum straight through my pants.

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u/Tarbos6 19d ago

Don't let Xi see this.

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u/eroben23 19d ago

Xinnie the Doo?

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u/Bluefootedtpeack2 19d ago

Chatacabra can get stuck in a wall just like pooh bear in rabbits house,

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u/Cooler_coooool_boi 19d ago

This does remind me of Whinny the Pooh… if I remove my glasses, move my phone back, and squint a little

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u/Gummypeepo bug stick enthusiast🪲 19d ago

Sir.. this is my honey..

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u/Geostomp 19d ago

Silly old dictator.

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u/Great_White_Samurai 19d ago

Chinese ninja assassins have been dispatched to your location

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u/minev1128 19d ago edited 19d ago

Glad to see someone cosplaying as Shinzo Abe

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u/shamonemon 19d ago

+15 social credit