r/MonsterHunter 17d ago

Meme ...And I'm cooked

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u/MHWorldManWithFish 17d ago

Time to dig up the old Kulu reaction images.

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u/DragonLovin โ€‹ 16d ago

I've never seen this bird win anything

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u/HairiestHobo 16d ago

You didn't play the Final Fantasy cross-over in World?

That Birb took scalps.

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u/rascalrhett1 16d ago

Who knew all he needed was a harder rock. God forbid he ever finds anything really hard like nergigante spikes or kushala scales.

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u/ThatGuyInCADPAT 16d ago

Imagine they introduce subspecies and it's just the rock that changes

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u/Impossible-Sky4256 16d ago

This would be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/MildCorneaDamage 16d ago

That would be perfect. He has broken the limiter! Fatalis egg strike!

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u/NvNinja 15d ago

you're onto something with the egg strike. Give him qurupecos old mechanic to summon other monsters and tie that to what egg he smashes

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u/MimickingApple 16d ago

A rock, barely phases me.

A subspecies that utilizes rocks that are bigger and harder with elements corresponding to their environment. Okay, made me sweat there a bit.

A KULU YAKU SUBSPECIES THAT KNOWS WHICH TRIGGER GOES BOOM ON THE FUNNY STICK. HOLY SHIT WE'RE DEAD.

Next thing you know, we're overrun by these Kulu Yaku subspecies that SHOOTS WYVERNFIRE BLASTS at our faces. Truly a glorious way to die.

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u/The_Hammer_Jonathan 15d ago

It would just be a giant Jackal Sniper from Halo2

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u/metalflygon08 16d ago

Fatalis bone.

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u/QuarahHugg 16d ago

From a different thread - just a whole-ass Konchu.

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u/GreatFluffy 16d ago

Event quest where he hits us with Phantom Uragaan. (The really really small Uragaan.)

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u/Havoc_525 โ€‹ 16d ago

That song, I can still hear that song. In the waking hours of the night; I hear that song.

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u/A3thern 16d ago

I don't even like that song in FFXIV so the moment I heard it in World I knew I was going to have a bad time.

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u/LucisFerah 16d ago

You've done it now. Wilds will have an XIV crossover to.. Machinations

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u/A3thern 16d ago

At least it's not SMILE.

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u/LucisFerah 16d ago

Unironically would love Smile to play while I'm caving Arkveld's skull in, in front of Nata

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u/A3thern 16d ago

In that context, I would let it slide just that once.

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u/Desmond536 16d ago

No joke that fcking bird with that final fantasy crystal was more challenging for me than xeno jiva

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u/HairiestHobo 16d ago

It really gets the blood pumping when you realise "oh fuck I'm about to cart to a goddamn Kulu-Ya-ku".

And sure, the game doesn't track that.

But you'll know. You will always know.

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u/-Darkeater_Midir- 16d ago

My first and only cart in wilds low rank was the doodoofard monkey. Considered retirement right there.

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u/HairiestHobo 16d ago

Please tell me it was the Claw Swipe, or at least the Flame Burp?

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u/-Darkeater_Midir- 16d ago

I got flopped on because I was gambling with full release slash at 10% hp lmao.

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u/HairiestHobo 16d ago

That's fine, as long as it wasn't anything from the exhaust, you're good.

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u/DINGVS_KHAN 16d ago

That was actually a super good quest. Starts out as a silly joke and ends with "I hope you actually learned this fight, because there's no room for mistakes".

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u/Kenju22 โ€‹Swax life best life 16d ago

Ugh, Crystal-Ya-Ku, that bird was responsible for the literal ONLY ass beating I took throughout all of World/Iceborn *slams head on desk trying to forget*

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u/SUPREME_JELLYFISH 16d ago

My buddy died so many times to this hunt that he quit world permanently.

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u/SoloWing1 โ€‹ 16d ago edited 16d ago

And he didn't even get to the actually hard fight, Behemoth. I never managed to beat him before Iceborne launched.

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u/XramzaXknows 16d ago

Never beat behemoth once and had over 20 tries.

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u/PraiseThePun420 โ€‹ 16d ago

Fuck him and his stupid shiny rock... Don't want it anyway... Now give it here!

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u/Senchy_ 16d ago

It won our hearts

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u/Sorhain3 โ€‹ 16d ago

BIRD UP

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u/Objective-Chance-792 16d ago

Everybody say When you hear their call, youโ€™ve got to get it underway

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u/Shindragon66 16d ago

The FF14 crossover hardly disagrees, that damn bird with its crystal killed me harder than the Behemoth when it came out XD

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u/metalflygon08 16d ago

Forced me to try an artillery based weapon and got me to love the Gun Lance.

"Sure block me with that rock, my shells don't care!"

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u/Big_Gammy 16d ago

Give him a Crystal

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u/MahoneyBear 16d ago

World was my first monster hunter game. It won against me my first time trying to hunt it. Let me tell you, getting bodied by this fucking comedy chicken is the most tilting fucking thing in the world. When I finally got to high rank I spent a significant amount of time just hunting this fucker out of pure spite.

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u/Unrealist99 16d ago

Then you haven't faced this abomination in FFXIV crossover

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u/Daelnoron 16d ago

They win at the true Endgame: fashion!

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u/Gotyam2 โ€‹ 16d ago

I beats my sanity pretty efficiently, especially because they gather and then you are facing 3+ at once, all charging at you, spitting fireballs or tail spinning and knocking you about like a ragdoll.

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u/Mardakk โ€‹ 16d ago

I think you're thinking of Yian Kut Ku. Kula Ya Ku doesn't spit fire. it hits you with a rock at best. Plus these don't fight in groups.

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u/PhilZhix 16d ago

What if it gets a fire variant where it picks up molten rocks and throws it at you

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u/fuwafuwa7chi 16d ago

In MR it can dig up explosive rocks and toss them at you.

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u/PhilZhix 16d ago

Omg, your right totally forgot about that ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Fish_can_Roll76 โ€‹ 16d ago

Hey you know those lumps of blastcoal and Wyrmsbane you can pick up and throw like a barrel bomb?

If Kulu comes back I have an idea of a fully interaction itโ€™ll have.

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u/Gotyam2 โ€‹ 16d ago

Ah, you are right. I saw bird fucker and did not zoom on the picture

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u/Florac 16d ago

No ot hits you with a crystal at best

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u/SuperSemesterer 16d ago

Final Fantasy Kulu would beat Deviljho imo

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u/Expensive_Bison_657 16d ago

That's funny coming from someone in rock-smashing distance.

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u/primalfox_Reynardo 16d ago

You've clearly not done the final fantasy crossover event then.

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u/KABOOMBYTCH โ€‹ 16d ago

Kulu can even sweep black dragons once he Birb up with infinity

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u/ShadowTheChangeling โ€‹ B O N K 16d ago

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u/InterKnight4421 16d ago

Thatโ€™s the response I was looking for!

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u/lovebus 16d ago

Laughs in switchaxe sword mode cutting through his stupid rock

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u/MichHAELJR 16d ago

https://youtu.be/TC2rk4ZjWpo?si=lmjn6QmSB8FOdtKJ

Never forget the greatest turf war ever.

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u/dragonbornrito โ€‹ 16d ago

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u/Dubbaru_Reppuken 16d ago

Hildibrand Questline is peak.

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u/primalmaximus โ€‹ 16d ago

Still have to start the DT ones.

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u/Sunbro_Sao 16d ago

I need to know what this is from. Holy shit.

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u/dragonbornrito โ€‹ 16d ago edited 16d ago

Final Fantasy XIV. A side quest line called the Hildibrand Quests. It is far and away the funniest content in the entire game.

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u/Tsuki_Yama 16d ago

Final Fantasy 14

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u/Swordfish316 16d ago

Note that Hildibrand Quests have a unique style that most other quests donโ€™t share, if thatโ€™s what you are looking for.

The main story is written very well in certain parts (like The Shadowbringer expansion and the Dark Knight questline), but has many low points that may discourage new players.

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u/Implodepumpkin 16d ago

Wut

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u/Jinjetsu โ€‹ 16d ago

Wuk

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u/pees_on_dogs 16d ago

Please no

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u/Toksyuryel 16d ago

Pray return to Wuk Lamat

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u/MHSinging 16d ago

FROM THE TOP ROPE

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u/Luaq โ€‹ 16d ago

Waaaaw never seen this! 7 year old post? FKMEE

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u/EskimoEd 16d ago

Big fetch

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u/spyda580 16d ago

and the mandatory Rules of Nature edit: Rules of Odogaron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhGrZg1WLU8

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u/SilentHuntah 16d ago

Still getting over the fact that World looks so much better than Wilds in many areas.

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u/Yakkul_CO 16d ago

I miss walking in the environments. So much of Wilds is seikrat access only

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u/SilentHuntah 16d ago

I'm just a few hours in and that's pretty depressing to hear. They really pulled an FFXV with the car or in this case, the seikrat to skip populating the world with stuff to do and explore.

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u/zeekaran 16d ago

The weird this is it feels like the opposite. There's plenty to do and explore and the bird speedruns you passed all of it. Once I beat the story I enjoyed myself capturing all the endemic life, farming crystals (which you can't slinger grab from mount), and finding the base camp areas that I missed.

"Well then just don't ride the mount!" It's not that easy though. Still have monkey brain, game designed to speedrun us around the world via bird taxi.

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u/MrButtermancer 16d ago

I miss that first couple minutes in ancient forest before you spotted the monster.

You'd find it right away after finding a track if you hunted it before, so it didn't take super long, but for maybe a minute you would be just walking in the woods looking around.

That's totally gone. You push the go to monster button and then spin around looking for materials to claw. The game never really gives you a chance to stop walking for a second and look through the canopy and listen to the birds.

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u/Pride_Rise 16d ago

Tbf, you can do that on your own time, the game doesn't stop you. For someone like me, I just want to get to hunting my monster, thats what I play the franchise for. Sure it can be cool but I'm not into the PokeSnap or Phoenix Wright investigations World had and sure as hell would hate it for that to be the norm as it'e never been the main selling point of the franchise since time immemorial.

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u/Fear_Awakens 16d ago

I wish you could leave the bird and the handler at the camp, because walking when my mount is following me around and my handler riding her own mount is behind me makes me feel like I should also be riding my bird.

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u/MrButtermancer 16d ago

You are both right and wrong. The game doesn't stop you. It's just no longer how it is designed to be played. It's no longer on the wayside mechanically.

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u/Pride_Rise 16d ago

Coz the only exception ever was Worlds?!? Literally every other MH game didn't have you do any "look for tracks and investigate". That gameplay design wasn't even considered in Rise. What Rise did was just add relics around that drops lore info since no monsters would be ever fought in some areas of the maps and it was optional, but alot of people didn't even bother to do them because it was never the appeal of the franchise. Nothing about what I said is wrong, the game doesn't stop you nor force you so exploring is still there but only for people that want to which is how it should always be.

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u/RashFever โ€‹ 16d ago

Just more proof that games are getting uglier compared to 2016-2018. Worst part is, instead of being lighter to run they require hardware twice as powerful. Sad.

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u/SoundGroove 16d ago

My life is 1000 times better knowing this exists, holy shit! My sides! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/No_Improvement7573 โ€‹ An elegant weapon for more civilized hunters 16d ago

The way she emotes and Odo perks up like a proud puppy

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u/dennistom01 16d ago

Thank u so much for linking this This is awesome

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u/SurotaOnishi 16d ago

I knew Odo was my favorite monster for a reason

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u/AXEMANaustin 16d ago

Izuna drop.

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u/kurosaki004 16d ago

reminds me of that time back in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table

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u/OsosHormigueros 16d ago

Stop it where's that pic of Willem Dafoe

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u/BigFatLabrador 17d ago

Wait till he gets hold of a certain shiny rock

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u/EyeDreamOfTentacles 16d ago

Oh no... don't tell me wait wait no no no NO

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u/dagon_xdd 16d ago

roflmao what's this from

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u/BillytheBrassBall 16d ago

Bird Up is a running gag in terminalmontage's videos, here's the long and short of it

https://youtu.be/lCeFBuo9VsI?si=lzL-4vmdGzVsyz_y

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u/jonnywips 16d ago

Bird Up is a reference to a bit on the eric andre show

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u/BillytheBrassBall 16d ago

I know but bird up in monster hunter is a terminalmontage thing

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u/pyuunpls โ€‹ 16d ago

The bird dimensionโ€ฆ

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u/IceFalzar โ€‹ 16d ago

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u/TheTerrar1an 16d ago

This is just what Quematrice does in wilds, always getting into fights it has no hope of winning. And it's always the one that starts them. Over a dozen times ive seen Quematrice run up to an arkveld or a rey dau and yell at it only to get blasted for thousands of damage seconds later.

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u/SolSeptem Desire not, and you shall want for nothing. 16d ago

Yeah railgun lizard basically roasts that darn chicken, I believe his large shot does nearly 3k damage against him.

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u/KingCarbon1807 16d ago

"Railgun lizard"

I will never call him by his given name again

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u/Florac 16d ago

I even saw Quenatrice lose to the suicidal small guys once..

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u/TheTerrar1an 16d ago edited 16d ago

I once saw Quematrice pick a fight with FOUR doshaguma at once.

He ran up, yelled at them, then got turned into a pancake.

Like, "bitch you dont even win a fight against one of those."

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u/HybridSolari 16d ago

Right?! Like โ€œI got this!โ€ โ€ฆ 5 seconds later: sobbing โ€œI WASNT READY!!!โ€

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u/Toksyuryel 16d ago

Quematrice is what happens when Capcom makes a monster that behaves like your average SOS hunter.

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u/DoubleBatman 12d ago

Oh so thatโ€™s why its armor looks like Don Quixote

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u/EggplantDangler 15d ago

Quemateice does always win 1v1s against your campsite though

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u/ConfusedFlareon โ€‹ 17d ago

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u/RiseOfTheUndeadGnome #1 Kushala hater 16d ago

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u/Current_Release_6996 16d ago

someone pls edit the kuku head into this lmao

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u/bumblebyOfficial 16d ago

The look he gives is perfect

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u/bumblebyOfficial 16d ago

Also a version with the text moved and a hidden surprise

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u/Vinicius_Pimenta 16d ago

The ever-present menacing pickle

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u/Hikometi โ€‹ 17d ago

this also happened in Rise with aknosom and magnamalo. Capcom should keep this tradition of birds fighting the apex monsters. who is it in wilds?

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u/Rider-VPG 17d ago

Every monster tries to square up against Arkveld and they all get bodied.

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u/Shadohawkk 16d ago

I've heard that "non-cutscene" Rey Dau does well against Arkveld.

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u/PraiseBeToShirayuki 16d ago

XYZ vs Arkveld turf wars only initiate after the XYZ is flailing at which point it normally autolossโ€™ the turf wars only initiate. If arkveld cant knock it on the first contact whatever XYZ is normally gets some pretty decent damage in

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u/TwinInfinite 16d ago

I've seen it run into Jin Dahaad on the cliffs and get ABSOLUTELY bodied. Jin didn't give a fuck, just blasted the hell out of Adkveld and it immediately fled.

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u/giabao0110 16d ago

Quematrice vs Arkveld

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u/DarkShippo 16d ago

Quematrice will square up to anything. Really channels its chicken parts.

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u/Ecstatic_Mark7235 16d ago

Somehow not a bird though

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u/MrSharqlw โ€‹ 16d ago

Quarmatrice doesn't have a turf war with Arkveld, but it will stand it's ground and immediately be cast down for its insolence.

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u/SimonShepherd 16d ago

Our bird boi just need a glowing blue rock, then he can beat Joh's ass.

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u/Que-es-crotolamo 16d ago

Can you imagine that, and Joh stopping the stone with his teeth and pulling it out and it starting to grow?

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u/WasabiSteak 16d ago

There was a giant Deviljho that was so big that you can't reach its chest

https://youtu.be/00fuwBSCniM

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u/uncreative14yearold โ€‹ 16d ago

Arkveld rolls up

I don't know if Arkveld would be able to handle that amount of energy or just explode. Either way, it would be a hell of a sight.

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u/SignificantAd1421 16d ago

Aknosom when it sees Magnamalo

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u/TheGMan-123 โ€‹SEETHING BAZELGEUSE 16d ago

Funny enough, it's actually an ecological behaviour of Kulu-Ya-Ku!

If it has a rock, its cockiness and confidence skyrockets and it thinks it can take on anything.

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u/Dokidokikawaii2 17d ago

Sorry to say this but that pickle is in a pickle now.

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u/LeeVMG 16d ago

Kulu Ya Ku my man!

Low key this dumb bird is top 5 monsters for me.

I have learned much from the notorious Kulu Ya Ku.

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u/FederalMango 16d ago

Trust Kulu and his boulder, he's got this.

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u/Smoothoos 17d ago

But Iโ€™m not dumb

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u/F4t-Jok3r 16d ago

My best turf war was pukei-pukei vs rajang ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Typical_Ladder_5067 13d ago

Iโ€™ve always been fond of Magnamalo absolutely disrespecting anything with wings.

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u/NoDomino 16d ago

You miss 100% of the shots you donโ€™t take.

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u/the_silent_asian 16d ago

Same vibe with the chicken lizard thing want to go to town with arkveld.

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u/Jenetyk โ€‹ 16d ago

Reminds me of the last scene in Jurassic Park, where a raptor gets mad the T-rex merk'd his buddy; attacks, then immediately gets the clamps.

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u/GildedHalfblood โ€‹ 17d ago

But I ain't no damn loser!

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u/Frozen_Ash 16d ago

I would love for there to be a low % chance that the bird actually wins sometimes.

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u/modix 17d ago

Yian garuga origin story

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u/37Cross 16d ago

Imagine we get Queropeco summoning something like Deviljho only for that to trigger a turf war between themselves lmao

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u/RipMcStudly 16d ago

There is nothing better than being two hits from killing a chatacabra only to have it run off and instantly square up to a dragon god. Absolute legend.

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u/thatHecklerOverThere 16d ago

At least it will be a relatively swift death.

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u/OneMorePotion 16d ago

Yeah that poor Jho will not see it coming.

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u/TheSecony 16d ago

FF bird would win with big blue stone

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u/whatisapillarman โ€‹ 16d ago

Never back down NEVER WHAT?

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u/mikoga 16d ago

Arkveld vs Quematrice be like

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u/V4RG0N 16d ago

BIRD UP!!!

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u/Existing_Source_8099 16d ago

Bird up bird up bird up!

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u/BloodThirstyLycan 16d ago

Oh god he's high off the ff crystal again! RUN JO

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u/AlphANeoXo 16d ago

Capcom should make Turf Wars percentage-based and give Kulu a 0.5% chance against Jho by climbing on his back and pecking his eyes out. Jho could then react as if he were hit with a flashbang, giving Kulu enough time to haul ass.

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u/Jandy777 16d ago

My dream has been a colluseum type area where you can watch monster match ups. Tune the hps and status thresholds so they're not too long but still dynamic with staggers and turf wars and stuff. Throw in a gambling mechanic too, because why wouldn't you.

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u/AlphANeoXo 16d ago

That would be amazing lol

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u/Bloodyfalcan 16d ago

It has a choice. On the one hand it can fight, the homicidal monstrosity hell bent on slaughtering the entire eco system.

On the other, is the deviljo

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u/Random_Guy_47 โ€‹ 16d ago

Hold up.

Is this the regular Kulu or the one from the Behemoth crossover quest?

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u/Sw0rdBoy 16d ago

Bird up

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u/Vitriolic_Sympathy โ€‹ 16d ago

Pickle is about to get a one way ticket to the bird dimension

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u/F4_THIING 16d ago

Bird up

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u/innovativesolsoh 16d ago

โ€œKulu-ya-ku dude!โ€ (Cowabunga dude)

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u/GoblinCasserole 15d ago

The limping, close to dead, Kulu-Ya-Ku I've been hunting when it sees a Rathalos:

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u/Ninjanofloof 15d ago

I love watching the smaller, obviously weaker monsters fight even a baby Arkveld. They just get rocked

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u/Ligaar2 15d ago

Crystal Kulu would demolish jho.

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u/fizzguy47 โ€‹ 16d ago

I get points from watching an epic beatdown, this is fine

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u/FortNightsAtPeelys โ€‹TM47 16d ago

how old is this meme?

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u/LordVader152 โ€‹ Professional Bonk Expert 16d ago

I need this recreated as that meme with the rowlet and groundon. Or perhaps the Bane and pink guy meme.

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u/SchrodingerMil 16d ago

โ€œI donโ€™t wanna fight you Kulu-Ya-Kuโ€

โ€œI wouldnโ€™t wanna fight me neitherโ€

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u/totalnewb02 16d ago

always curious, whose egg does kulu steals?

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u/aSpecterr โ€‹ 16d ago

My favorite recent one was when a Gypceros started a fight with the tempered Gore I was fighting

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u/emogothxX 16d ago

Kulu: hold my crystal

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u/SputnikGer 16d ago

Goose energy.

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u/urlond 16d ago

Its been a while since i've played Worlds, and Iceborn, but wasn't there an amazingly strong Kulu ya ku that was knocking out dinos left and right?

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u/FG46_Yokai 16d ago

Dat bitch is 0.001% goose And the goose took over that day

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u/ObeliskRick 16d ago

I miss Yian kut ku. The first Wyvern you ever faced in the original Monster Hunter game back in 2005 on the PS2 ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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u/urlocaldoctor โ€‹ 16d ago

This is not a turd war this is a turf genocide

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u/Remlap869 16d ago

Dude. That's not a fight...that's a murder.๐Ÿคฃ

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u/TurquoiseDoor 16d ago

Nah Kulu and I are gonna body that dumb devil hoe

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u/xsolwonder 16d ago

I think it was World where Odogaron can "Turf War" Deviljho. Jho will quickly remind them of the size difference, thrash Garon around like a ragdoll, use it as a club to attack hunter, and finally yeet it across a great distance.

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u/b1g_daddy_adam 16d ago

Kula looks great in world, also chicken with rock always wins ๐Ÿ˜€

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u/MUDrummer โ€‹ 16d ago

Does the chicken have a blue rock?

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u/MordreddVoid218 16d ago

Deviljho be like: I mean, I'll fight you, man, but... A-are you sure?? Like motions to himself it's a bit of a difference