Humanized Palico (by 尾草)

[u/KoshiLowell]

Art Source

[u/PerspectivePale8216]

What have you done?!

[u/ImaSnapSomeNecks → u/PerspectivePale8216]

[u/RezeCopiumHuffer → u/ImaSnapSomeNecks]

[u/_BlNG_ → u/PerspectivePale8216]

It was just a matter of time.... Here they come

[u/recycle_me_no_jutsu → u/_BlNG_]

Batman, there's no law against the palico's Batman.

[u/darnuks → u/recycle_me_no_jutsu]

[u/PerspectivePale8216 → u/darnuks]

Then I'll stop them...

[u/IRefuseThisNonsense → u/PerspectivePale8216]

"Um this character can be defeated so his feats mean nothing. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go argue how Arceus being the God of his universe means nothing because he can be defeated by Bidoof."

[u/PerspectivePale8216 → u/IRefuseThisNonsense]

This is you with this joke.

[u/PerspectivePale8216 → u/PerspectivePale8216]

And this is me:

[u/IRefuseThisNonsense → u/PerspectivePale8216]

[u/PerspectivePale8216 → u/IRefuseThisNonsense]

Good my job here is done.

[u/ThreshtheWeebWarden → u/PerspectivePale8216]

I KNOW WHO I AMM~

[u/TloquePendragon → u/PerspectivePale8216]

Humanized Palicos would look closer to Solid Snake Crossed with Peter Dinklage, and I'm willing to throw down over that.

[u/streezus → u/TloquePendragon]

I am guessing nobody saw the Monster Hunter movie.

[u/Mental_Estate4206 → u/streezus]

Now i am afraid and intrigued

[u/Lord_Felhart55 → u/streezus]

No one SHOULD see that abomination. It doesn’t exist.

[u/majorex64 → u/streezus]

You would guess correct. There was no Monster Hunter movie.

[u/Upstairs_Marzipan48 → u/majorex64]

Crazy how Monster Hunter never got a movie

[u/Freaky_Ally → u/Upstairs_Marzipan48]

Both of you are wrong , there is ONE mh movie , its an animated film called Legends of the guild if I remember correctly

[u/capza → u/streezus]

There's a movie?

[u/PerspectivePale8216 → u/capza]

The movie is a figment of your imagination it does not exist.

[u/PerspectivePale8216 → u/TloquePendragon]

I mean I guess...

[u/ArcadeAnarchy → u/TloquePendragon]

No items, fox only, final destination.

[u/MarioLuigiDinoYoshi → u/PerspectivePale8216]

Do not the cat

[u/Yandirin → u/MarioLuigiDinoYoshi]

You won't stop me

[u/Adaphion → u/Yandirin]

Lets play a game, I will hide, and you will seek professional help

[u/Lone-Frequency → u/PerspectivePale8216]

Degenerate artists RN:

[u/ThatCatNoNotThatOne → u/Lone-Frequency]

This will change the rate of palico degenerate art exactly 0%

[u/Lone-Frequency → u/ThatCatNoNotThatOne]

Well of course not.

That's a catgirl.

[u/PerspectivePale8216 → u/Lone-Frequency]

I don't like where this is going...

[u/Dragon054 → u/PerspectivePale8216]

WHAT HAD TO BE DONE!

[u/PerspectivePale8216 → u/Dragon054]

THIS NEVER HAD TO BE DONE! YOU CHOSE TO DO IT!

[u/DatFrostyBoy → u/PerspectivePale8216]

I said this exact same thing word for word and audibly laughed when the top comment was this xD

[u/darwin_green]

do not the cat.

[u/Wilhelm878 → u/darwin_green]

I will (adopt) the cat

[u/Rajang82 → u/Wilhelm878]

Same. Look like daughter. So she is daughter.

Even if that daughter heals you only after a Rajang already smash you flat on the ground or a Deviljho decided you look delicious and turn you into lunch.....

[u/Adaphion → u/Rajang82]

If not daughter, why daughter shaped?

[u/Bullet_Number_4 → u/Wilhelm878]

I will also (headpat) the cat

[u/Ok-Transition7065 → u/darwin_green]

I will(pet) the cat

[u/obihz6 → u/Ok-Transition7065]

Lol pulchra

[u/Drackzgull → u/darwin_green]

[u/Cyberwolfdelta9 → u/darwin_green]

Damn someone did it

[u/darwin_green → u/Cyberwolfdelta9]

A few people already beat me to it too.

[u/Necromortalium → u/darwin_green]

Not the only thing they beat.

[u/IndexoTheFirst → u/darwin_green]

There’s no laws against the Palico Batman!!!

[u/ToTeMVG → u/darwin_green]

I would the cat but not this, that looks like a kid.

[u/l_futurebound_l → u/ToTeMVG]

Will no longer the cat

[u/TheNerdNugget → u/darwin_green]

I catted

[u/PlorpyBluebirds]

Would that make her a... Galico?

[u/Gorotheninja → u/PlorpyBluebirds]

a Paligal

[u/TheGrimGriefer3 → u/Gorotheninja]

Why don't we compromise and find the middle ground between your suggestions, and go with Galigal?

[u/Accept3550 → u/Gorotheninja]

Palworld

[u/capp_head → u/Gorotheninja]

I now want a paligator

[u/Hippobu2 → u/PlorpyBluebirds]

I think the "Pal" is the prefix for the companion, hence "Pal"amute and not ... Dog"ico".

Anw, point being, it's probably something more like Paloli Palgirl.

[u/Ignis_et_Azoth → u/Hippobu2]

Yeah, but those are plays on Calico and Malamute, so we'd need a similar pun here.

I guess you could just transform Gal to Pal but that seems... weak.

[u/thejadedfalcon → u/Ignis_et_Azoth]

She's a Galpal.

[u/akoOfIxtall → u/Ignis_et_Azoth]

Lil miss pal...

[u/IRefuseThisNonsense → u/Ignis_et_Azoth]

Palescent?

Palien?

[u/Implodepumpkin → u/Hippobu2]

Palo li. Weird, but fun to say!

[u/nox-mugen → u/PlorpyBluebirds]

Loli.. co

[u/y0ruko → u/PlorpyBluebirds]

Oh that's what Galpal meant all these years.

[u/MissMedic68W]

Thought this was a lalafell with Tamomo ears for a second.

[u/Khar-Selim → u/MissMedic68W]

impossible, she can sit in high chairs without having a meltdown

[u/letg06 → u/Khar-Selim]

Hey...you better watch your knee caps...

[u/Silvernauter → u/MissMedic68W]

The fact that the baby seikret has an uncanny resemblance to a baby chocobo doesn't help tbh

[u/veebles89 → u/MissMedic68W]

I'm glad I'm not the only one

[u/Necromancy-In-Space]

You can't fool me, that's a lalafell.

[u/Magellaz23 → u/Necromancy-In-Space]

I can't escape them wherever I go. Those damn adorable potatoes (aka criminal masterminds)

[u/CMDR_Lex → u/Magellaz23]

Potatoes? You mean popotoes, surely

[u/Ok-Transition7065 → u/Necromancy-In-Space]

Same , these devious creatures escaped containment....

[u/OnToNextStage]

Give me back my cat

[u/KitsuneDrakeAsh → u/OnToNextStage]

[u/OnToNextStage → u/KitsuneDrakeAsh]

Thank you

[u/RaptorKarr]

[u/Exsistentiam → u/RaptorKarr]

Lots of salamander fans playing this game. I'm here for it best chapter.

[u/GreatFluffy → u/RaptorKarr]

Do not pet the merry suicide bomber.

[u/phantomvector → u/GreatFluffy]

I want to boop the snoot.

[u/marius_titus]

Imagine her getting tail whipped by gore magala into a wall at 100mph, funny ass visual.

[u/LordRael013 → u/marius_titus]

Can't forget the classic "deploy a vigorwasp 0.2 seconds after you cart".

[u/Waxburg → u/LordRael013]

I was more thinking along the lines of "waits for you to start drinking potion before rushing over to heal you"

[u/LordRael013 → u/Waxburg]

Also a certified classic.

[u/MTG_RelevantCard → u/Waxburg]

This is my favorite mini-game!

Can I escape my Palico's incoming heal/esuna long enough to finish healing or removing my status myself?

[u/Firm_Fix_2135 → u/marius_titus]

Cue perfect silhouette in a nearby rock and crawling out with a large growth bruise on her head and no other damage.

[u/Floofyboi123]

Now draw her deploying artillery from her floating airship of death

[u/PlazmaWing → u/Floofyboi123]

[u/Dragon054 → u/Floofyboi123]

The Rath-o-War

[u/bogslop]

This is so incredibly adorable! Kind of reminds me of Limealicious lol.

[u/KoshiLowell → u/bogslop]

God that's the first thing I thought of too

[u/bogslop → u/KoshiLowell]

Glad I'm not the only one! I saw the vigorwasp as a lime.

[u/Cheekyteekyv2 → u/bogslop]

Yeah you're definitely not alone, I also thought of it.

[u/Albrecht_Entrati → u/bogslop]

Reminds me of Made in Abyss. :(

[u/MaxShmel → u/Albrecht_Entrati]

[u/Accomplished-Lie716 → u/MaxShmel]

[u/A_regular_gamerr → u/Accomplished-Lie716]

[u/Substantial-Ad3388 → u/Accomplished-Lie716]

[u/Ritli → u/Accomplished-Lie716]

He did nothing wrong.

[u/HFrancye → u/MaxShmel]

[u/Mara_Avaruddha → u/MaxShmel]

We also have a Bondrewd!

[u/angelXholika → u/Albrecht_Entrati]

[u/Icyy_knight → u/Albrecht_Entrati]

my orokin in void you are ALBRECHT ENTRATI

[u/Albrecht_Entrati → u/Icyy_knight]

At least I experiment on animals and not kids! It's a bit more ethical...! Kind of!

[u/LunarFortune → u/Icyy_knight]

[u/electricemperor → u/Albrecht_Entrati]

ENTRATI

[u/Albrecht_Entrati → u/electricemperor]

[u/2BsVaginaBrokeMyHand → u/Albrecht_Entrati]

Time for some Bondrewd Fashion Armor.

[u/FruitPunchSGYT → u/Albrecht_Entrati]

Looks more like a lalafel to me.

[u/Winter-Round-9920 → u/Albrecht_Entrati]

[u/Early-Journalist-14 → u/Albrecht_Entrati]

:)

[u/Benskien → u/Albrecht_Entrati]

Monster hunter made in abyss would be so cool though

[u/Exsistentiam → u/bogslop]

Lies malicious, I saw her push that innocent Italian man.

[u/KoshiLowell → u/Exsistentiam]

She also scared him half to death with a malicious evil cackle

[u/DrNick1221 → u/Exsistentiam]

NO INTEGRITY

[u/7jinni → u/DrNick1221]

\IONGRTEGRTIOY^T RT*

[u/wowpepap → u/bogslop]

OMG same!

[u/Kaisercheese]

Looks similar to monster hunter’s own catgirl the meowstress

Image from here

[u/Hephaistos_Invictus → u/Kaisercheese]

[u/EphidelLulamoon → u/Hephaistos_Invictus]

Mood

[u/Night_Raider5 → u/Hephaistos_Invictus]

The silly

[u/GildedHalfblood → u/Kaisercheese]

Don't forget about Catalina!

[u/rtangxps9 → u/Kaisercheese]

She's a Wyverian wearing cat ear headband and not a type of moe anthropomorphism though.

[u/Necromortalium → u/Kaisercheese]

We believe in her!

[u/OhChrisis → u/Kaisercheese]

They should totally bring them back with the expac

[u/InsaneBasti]

Please do not the cat

[u/TheSlySilverFoxA]

SHES SO CUTE

[u/Wama-Schawama]

Heavy Made in Abyss vibes

[u/Smol_Toby]

Hunting monsters with my catgirl daughteru

[u/geeker390]

[u/GildedHalfblood → u/geeker390]

Is this image fitting for the situation?

[u/eniox27 → u/GildedHalfblood]

Unfortunately yes

[u/ShyraElectra_G]

Nicely done, OP. Reminded me of Made in Abyss. I really2 wish my Palico can sit with me on the saddle instead of on the Seikret's tail or running trying to catch up with me. I really want my Palico to enjoy the world with me.

[u/not-Kunt-Tulgar]

You’ve turned the felyne into a Daughter

[u/No_Deal_5637]

Dont give the loli community weird ideas

[u/ThePotatoSandwich → u/No_Deal_5637]

It's not like the regular palico isn't an interest to a different community...

[u/PooPineUpper → u/ThePotatoSandwich]

I have unwittingly come across unspeakable horrors that have been engraved into my cranium

[u/Big_Priority_9329 → u/PooPineUpper]

Oh boy, I’d rather not imagine

[u/electricemperor → u/ThePotatoSandwich]

That palico from Stories 2 comes to mind.

Lotta folks wanted to the cat on that one.

[u/Floofyboi123 → u/No_Deal_5637]

Dont let their existence deprive the rest of us of adorable goobers.

We shouldn’t have to walk on eggshells when it comes to art out of fear of giving gooners or lolicons “ideas”. They’re gonna have ideas regardless.

[u/Technical_Exam1280 → u/No_Deal_5637]

[u/cheeriebomb → u/Technical_Exam1280]

[u/Powly674 → u/No_Deal_5637]

Loli community aka pedophiles?

[u/ArcadeAnarchy → u/Powly674]

Woah woah woah wait....does lolicon have nothing to do with lollipops?!

[u/Rajang82]

Your Palico is now your daughter?

Suddenly them getting stomped at, snow balled, blown up, drowned and kicked at seems less funny. :(

[u/GarboseGooseberry → u/Rajang82]

Seeing a fantasy cat person getting absolute bodied by a dragon :D

Seeing a little girl getting hurled at a wall at the speed of sound by a velociraptor D:

[u/Rajang82 → u/GarboseGooseberry]

Seeing little cat person being webbed up by a Nerscylla to be turned into dinner.

"Now's my chance! Thanks, Meatshield!"

Seeing a small catgirl being bumped lightly by a Mosswine because she accidentaly attacked it.

"WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BLOOD!? BLARGHHHH!!! "fired a Charge Blade's full powered amped up element discharge at the poor Herbivore"

[u/zetsubou-samurai]

HUG AND HEADPAT!

[u/Ryengu]

Now draw the scene where she belts Quematrice.

[u/inouetakumi]

G13 the humanized palico

[u/banchi-rx-o]

I always call my Palico my child so this doesn’t change much

[u/Lordlyweevil78]

[u/DerBartmitFass]

[u/Gorotheninja]

Reminds me a bit of Siero from Granblue Fantasy

[u/Javariceman_xyz]

Made in Abyss lol

[u/Specialist-Control38]

Why she looks like made in abyss character?

[u/Tobi_Lover_123]

Reminds me of Nanachi. Which reminds me of sadge and disgust.

[u/Gods_Paladin]

[u/TexasArbiter]

Thats just a Lalafell lol

[u/Hordest]

[u/JulezHenoc]

I immediatly Had to think about Made in abyss. This IS that sort of cursed

[u/Relevant_Mail_1292]

Uoh

[u/Astros_Azuris]

That's just a Lalafell bro.

[u/Noeyiax]

Wish there was a mod sooo cute! 😱💯

[u/finalcomics]

Don't

[u/Awkward-Confection-6]

the first one in my memory:

[u/JenovaShadow]

No...

[u/Teo_Verunda]

[u/SuperSaiyanIR]

Looks like that little fairy thing from genshin impact. Weirdly enough only thing I remember is that the VA did an amazing job with replicating choking on water

[u/PurestCringe]

Wonder if I'd get used to seeing her get absolutely fucking annihilated by Arkvelds weird dragon explosions or Nergis divebomb putting her THROUGH the ground.

[u/FierySunXIII]

All's cute until you see them sacrificing themselves to save you. Then you cry even more than when they were just normal palicos

[u/Renetiger]

Iykyk

[u/Byakurane]

[u/MR_SNAKE_23]

[u/Clever_Zu0s_Here]

Need the cat girl on the sekriet tail, sitting and dangling off it when it sprints

[u/The_Lat_Czar]

[u/WaltuhWhiteYo_UhHuH]

So another damn kid running around with us... great.

[u/Doru-kun → u/WaltuhWhiteYo_UhHuH]

Yeah, but this one's useful.

And in the case of a lot of players, it's the one doing the babysitting.

[u/RhinoxMenace]

oh no

[u/Shinobi_Panther]

[u/Revell_1]

Cute

[u/ZeroheartX]

A cat is fine too...

[u/chucktesta45]

Now that Palico's can talk, they look like this to me

[u/liquored_Warlock]

Looks like someone who's from made in abyss

[u/Snoo_14286]

Oh my god it's so freaking adorable!

[u/Vendacator]

How adorable!

[u/temporary-name93]

looks like a new crewmate for the made in abyss kids group

[u/Firm_Fix_2135]

where catboy?

[u/Mitsu_x3]

For some reason, I always thought of my palicos as male

[u/IblisAshenhope]

At this point, just hire a middle schooler

[u/Dananism]

What in the “Made in the Abyss” is this?? lol

[u/facu23145]

Amigo que onda la gente, es un puto gato

[u/promiseheron]

cute! my humanized palicos wpuld all be 45-70 year old women with a concerning number knives and rumored access to WMDs

[u/Adept_Savings9232]

What happens when a human mate with a Palico. 🥰

[u/Dangerous_Loquat8149 → u/Adept_Savings9232]

Catalina and Millsey probably

[u/BlackFinch90]

I smell some heresy

[u/jdstrike11]

Man these always feel just a bit off💀

[u/bigmangoatman]

Redditors try not to be pedophiles challenge (impossible)

[u/FantasySlayer]

Hmmmm best not let bondrewd near this one.

[u/Aktro]

No