r/MonsterHunter 1d ago

MH Wilds Big boy located

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6.9k Upvotes

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u/RetroNutcase 1d ago

Where do we find this god so I may pay my respects?

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u/Caaros Bonk Main 1d ago

Parkour section up the cliffs on the right side of the Grand Hub, there's even a free Ancient Wyvern Coin on the way.

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u/Implodepumpkin 1d ago

The thing i'd do for AW coins. Not even the guild knights could stop me.

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u/gargwasome I like ‘em big and slow 12h ago

Check out the cave behind the waterfall in area 8 of the Scarlet Forest. You can put down a camp there and there’s a chance a coin-crab as well as a normal coin can spawn. Even better you’ve gotta bunch of gold- and platinumfish there too which you can capture with your net for a ton of free points

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u/moep123 brammerho 1d ago

Where do we find this god so I may pay my respects can slay it?

fify

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u/Komnos Drunk Kangaroo 1d ago

How many Dodogama kills do you have?

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u/Ypekiyay 1d ago

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

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u/Komnos Drunk Kangaroo 1d ago

Joke's on you, I have celiac disease. Bread eats me!

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u/moep123 brammerho 1d ago

I've slain more than enough to built everything possible in MHW with it's resources. can't wait to continue that lust if it makes an appearance in wilds.

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u/Scorcher646 1d ago

A curse upon your stickers. May they never apply flat, may you always have that ONE AIR BUBBLE THAT REFUSES TO GET PUSHED OUT OF THE STICKER.

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u/BlackEyeSky 1d ago

Lmao damn this guy is bloodthirsty

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u/moep123 brammerho 1d ago

the sound when they splat is my lullaby

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u/darbs77 1d ago

That one is variant species in FF7 Remake.

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u/RetroNutcase 1d ago

I would never. That big fluffy bird is too cute to kill.

...Now if it fit in my capture net so I could keep it...

God, I miss my personal quarters and pets from World.

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u/moep123 brammerho 1d ago

that was the best thing back then

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u/UnfazedPheasant 1d ago

can you even hurt it

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u/DrZeroH I'll sharpen to draw aggro 1d ago

Bow to Big Birb.

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u/Clonedestroyer9 1d ago

I ran around him and into him a bit and he did an animating where he stood up. I never felt so much fear as I was worried I had made the god upset. Luckily he is a kind god and forgave me before going back to sleep

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u/Azrioael 1d ago

As benevolent as he is fluffy. What a guy

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u/Tayschrenn 1d ago

Did you use your capture net on it?

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u/digitalwolverine Kulve is tasty BBQ 1d ago

Looks a little big for a net…

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u/Yakkul_CO 1d ago

Not any bigger than the rare jelly in the basin! That thing is HUGE

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u/Mortagon 1d ago

Can't use the net in the hub

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u/llMadmanll ​ Lore nerd 1d ago

He'd capture you first

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u/Frozefoots 1d ago

If you hang around him a bit more he does a couple other things which are all adorable and funny. Won’t say what they are, but they’re delightful.

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u/QX403 1d ago

They’ll sneeze on you also.

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u/OctoVolt 19h ago

This happened to me and I sincerely felt blessed lol

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u/Caaros Bonk Main 1d ago edited 1d ago

It is the god of all crakes.

And the little crakes collect offerings for their god to put in the little pile in front of it.

And you can take these offerings, and the god of all crakes does not give a fuck.

For it is a generous god, who had no use for that shit anyways.

Most important part of the update.

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u/Khar-Selim CHARGE BLADES ON MOTORCYCLES 1d ago

the Downiest Crake

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u/Theory_of_Time 1d ago

Where can I find this best boi?

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u/LilFairy200 1d ago

Near the gathering hub's fishing spot there are vines you can climb. Go up there until you reach the large bones, and you should see a ledge on the cliff side that have no clear path on the map. You need to jump towards it, than jump over the gap where the waterfall is to the next ledge, and at the end you will find the bestest boi in it's little nook

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u/Cjohn706 1d ago

Perfectly timed timeline

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u/foruandr 1d ago

why is someone in r/spiders telling people to go raw

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u/planetgodzilla 1d ago

Ahh a fellow member of the swarm. Always cool seeing others in the most random places.

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u/Limimelo 1d ago

If they don't make plushies of this bird I swear I will-

Just silently pray a good-hearted fan merch maker creates it instead.

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u/Awpab 1d ago

*life-sized plushies

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u/bulk123 1d ago

Sticks a toothpick in a cotton ball. 

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u/MrGasMask 1d ago

Now I wonder what it tastes like....

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u/Atreides_Soul 1d ago

Fluffy

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u/Anemeros 14h ago

Crunchy Chick I'd wager

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u/ForgesGate 1d ago

Do I look like a joke to you?

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u/Caridor 1d ago

Yes. A big fluffy joke

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u/DanielTeague ​power bugs > speed bugs 1d ago

It's him.. The Uppie Crake.

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u/absolyst 1d ago

what a rotund specimen

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u/24kpodjedoe Call me Emmanuel Kabong, Monk Of The Bonk 1d ago

Oh god it’s the fat chocobo all over again

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u/m1racle *doot* 1d ago

"Now look at the big baby!"

"Wah."

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u/guitardude_324 1d ago

What’s his armour set like?

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u/toomanyshoeshelp 1d ago

He’ll make a fine pair of boots

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u/MemoriesMu 1d ago

I was gonna post this here!
Nice secret :D

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u/MrSparkleBox 1d ago

The guild authorizes…

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u/PurpASlurp451 1d ago

I absolutely adore him

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u/Varanis 1d ago

For a second there I thought that little crake on the right had a quest for you.

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u/WatercressActual5515 1d ago

That's a chubby cute big fucker boy.

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u/teirdoll 1d ago

Where can I find him omg

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u/planetgodzilla 1d ago

In the new hub area. They're hidden on a cliff on the right side of the hub when you first arrive. You gotta do some climbing and jumping but They're not to hard to find.

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u/monti9530 1d ago

This is my first monster hunter, please explain the lore behind such Godly specimen.

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u/OscarHengenius 1d ago

i love him

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u/MeiShimada 1d ago

Look at that CHONK

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u/Qooooks ​ 1d ago

OOOOOOOH. LOOK AT IT!

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u/Qooooks ​ 1d ago

OOOOOOOH. LOOK AT IT!

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u/Repulsive_Risk_1242 1d ago

Wasn't expecting it to be pelican or albatross-sized

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u/Sherbam 1d ago

The Downy Cronk.

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u/P-A-Lily Bubble fox enjoyer 1d ago

Oh lawd he comin'!

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u/planetgodzilla 1d ago

They're sooo cute, I love them. As if the baby birds weren't adorable enough the big one sometimes opens its mouth and it's soooo kyuuute!!

I've only had him for 7 hours but if anybody tries to hurt them I'll do unto them what I just did to mizutsune.

I need a life sized plushie of the big one...it's so fluffy and I want to bury myself in the fluff.

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u/MapAltruistic9054 1d ago

OMG, I’m in love with this big boy! 🥰✨ He’s just too fluffy and cute! I need to find him ASAP to pay my respects!!!!!

Can anyone drop the best tips for tracking him down? I’m ready to climb every cliff! Also, are there any plushies yet? I’d totally want one to cuddle! ❤️

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u/NNextremNN 1d ago

That's looks like some warm fluffy armor.

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u/PussyLunch 1d ago

Holy shit it’s pickle pee all grown up

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u/Kenju22 Swax life best life 1d ago

Is that a Fat Chocobo reference lmao

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u/SuperKamiZuma 1d ago

Finally i can store items

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u/AvavaAva0612 1d ago

Tempered Downy Crake

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u/Bigenius420 1d ago

Pesto the penguin?

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u/Jermo3128 1d ago

What exactly is this supposed to be?

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u/BijutsuYoukai 7h ago

An absolutely gigantic Downy Crake. They're usually like the size of a soccer ball.

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u/xBrandSpankMeNewx 1d ago

Great googly moogly, we must pay him tributes several times daily!

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u/KobotTheRobot 1d ago

Make him 15 feet tall and let me fight him now!

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u/JebaitedZombie 1d ago

Time for the 1000 post of the birb

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u/cees09 1d ago

Also give items like owl nest in RiseBreak got a few eggs from him

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u/Ricksaw26 1d ago

Chonky

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u/GBEY6 1d ago

ARE THOSE BABY'S

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u/1102Smeagol 1d ago

That’s a big Crake.

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u/mudshake7 1d ago

Me: loads capture net.

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u/Extension_Ad_370 1d ago

EXCUSE ME?! WHERE?

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u/Ezekial-Falcon 1d ago

thank god

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u/LifeFuture709 22h ago

Gotta get the colonel in here.

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u/biodive6 21h ago

If only you could catch it in the net 🥲

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u/LostGh0st Tiegrex 18h ago

can i wear it?

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u/XenoFan3 17h ago

Chonky

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u/Varderal 9h ago

Had tome to play a bit last night. Only found him, identified everything in the hub. Then decided it was time to let sleep take me.

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u/KARTANA04_LITLERUNMO 1d ago

i wanna pet it

lemmy pet et!!

ie yern twoo pete eet!!!!!

iye yeaere tow2oo peetee eyet!!!!!!!!

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u/Nagemasu 1d ago

The performance:visuals of this game are fucking hilarious. I can't believe there's not more backlash.
Look at that wall, and the ground, and contrast it with the reasonable visuals of the bird. It looks like this game came out in 2010 lol.

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u/Clonedestroyer9 1d ago

I just don’t care about how good it really looks as long as I enjoy the game

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u/deckuzora 1d ago

I mean, my game looks a lot better than that.... The OP just has the graphics turned down and if that's what is necessary to enjoy and play the game - I think that's fine? There's plenty of backlash about the performance, and it is bad, but if people think the game is interesting enough to deal with that performance, that's their evaluation. I think Pokemon Scarlet and Violet were incredibly ugly AND still have terrible performance, but people played anyway, and when I told a friend "I don't think I will buy Violet because that performance and those visuals are so terrible" she told me I was being silly and bought it for me... So I have a game I'm obligated to play that gives me a headache to play. Monster Hunter Wilds is way better than that experience.

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u/SuperKamiZuma 1d ago

Who cares? Not everyone has a NASA pc

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u/ASDFAaass 1d ago

Funny most gamers like you are more on graphics rather than gameplay and some nice chill features. People like you are the reason why graphics requirements are getting worse these days just to satisfy your eyes with visuals rather than gameplay.