r/MurderedByWords • u/Bad-Umpire10 yeah, i'm that guy with 12 upvotes • Dec 09 '24

#2 Murder of Week 68,000 Americans

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u/Sygma160 Dec 09 '24

I'm team fugitive

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u/drapehsnormak Dec 09 '24

I'm Team what happened, I didn't see anything.

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u/Sygma160 Dec 09 '24

I mean, if Jake Gyllenhaal is going to take out healthcare execs, I'm cool with it.

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u/Bubbly-Example-8097 Dec 09 '24

Is it Gyllenhall? I thought it was Timothee Chalamet?

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u/scifijunkie3 Dec 09 '24

No. The heir of House Atreides would do it quietly with a crysknife.

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky Dec 09 '24

Honestly, I thought he looked more like Sasha Baron Cohen.

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u/cheddarweather Dec 09 '24

It's Timothee Gyllenhall

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u/SMUGGLYMcERRL Dec 09 '24

I could see him being cast for the movie adaptation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

He does do a pretty good everyman. Gotta lose the muscle he's got now tho. I kinda miss skinny Jake Gyllanhall

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u/JakeyJake3 Dec 09 '24

I definitely got nightcrawler vibe and I was cool with it.

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u/Imesseduponmyname Dec 12 '24

That was clearly Dave Franco