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r/MurderedByWords • u/Bad-Umpire10 yeah, i'm that guy with 12 upvotes • Dec 09 '24
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A father?!
Each one of those dead Americans ARE fathers, mothers, daughters, sons, people with friends, lives, jobs, and a human heart that loves people.
1 u/Epidurality Dec 09 '24 I am writing to inform you that after careful examination, only 60% of our insured have human hearts. As such, we have no choice but to deny your claim. For more information, please contact a helpline that has not had an operator in 12 years. 1 u/FROOMLOOMS Dec 09 '24 Heart attack confirmed preexisting condition as you cannot have heart attack without already previously having had a heart.
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I am writing to inform you that after careful examination, only 60% of our insured have human hearts. As such, we have no choice but to deny your claim.
For more information, please contact a helpline that has not had an operator in 12 years.
1 u/FROOMLOOMS Dec 09 '24 Heart attack confirmed preexisting condition as you cannot have heart attack without already previously having had a heart.
Heart attack confirmed preexisting condition as you cannot have heart attack without already previously having had a heart.
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u/FROOMLOOMS Dec 09 '24
A father?!
Each one of those dead Americans ARE fathers, mothers, daughters, sons, people with friends, lives, jobs, and a human heart that loves people.