Never been around children apparently. Since when did they associate sex with butt?? Yeah, "butt" is funny to them and anything around it. Pee pee or tallywacker... Yeah it's funny from the moment you know it hurts to get whacked there which is around 3.
Seriously, you're arguing that, because of your experience, most 5 year olds can read those words easily? Have you ever worked with 5 year olds? Sure plenty can read parts of books, in certain fonts, but they don't get context clues so they might not even be able to tell what those words say. You reading a book at 5 doesn't mean you'd be able to read that package.
Okay so let's change that to 12 year old, tall enough to read it, just now old enough to understand, still shouldn't be subjected to dildos and cock suckers. What other 20 excuses will reddit make up to legitimize pedophilia?
A 12 year old should have basic sex education. This includes knowing that some people like to use tools during sex.
The idea that educating children and them just experiencing that sex exists in the world is pedophilia is so mindblowingly stupid that I kinda feel like I should applaud you.
Pedophilia what???? Bro 12 is old enough to where you’re taking sex Ed, me and a bunch of friends at that age walked several miles to make homemade fleshlights lol. Describe the actual harm that comes from a 12 year old seeing that a sex toy exists at an age where most are masturbating anyway?
And again pedophilia? It’s in the sexual wellness section should stores not sell it at all??
They just learned new words, that's how vocabulary works.
Again, the sign is RIGHT BESIDE THE PRODUCT no linking needed. How retarded were you at 5?
Hopefully they won't know what they mean, but certain groups have made it a danger for public school. It also is a horrible time for a parent to start receiving questions from a curious child.
They don't look up that much. It's not interesting to read.
No, they did not learn new words. Learning new words means understanding what they are. The words "oral sucker" without context are just noise.
You as an adult understand that stores label their aisles so that people can find the products displayed there easily. 5 year olds don't know that, and they don't think about stores in that way.
If you as a parent are not able to explain sexual things to your child in an age appropriate way, that's on you.
I'd also love to know what you mean by "certain groups have made it a danger for public school".
Yeah like... my kid could read this, 100%. He'd have no context for what it means, though, and any guesses he put forward would have nothing to do with sex and instead fall pretty squarely in the "LOL BUTT" line of thinking.
Worst case he would ask, and then I'd just make some shit up like "Dunno big guy, probably something to keep bees away" and we'd move on with our day.
Pretty much . they're children they'll believe any bullshit you tell them . I remember seeing a hooker as a kid and asking my mom about it and I think she said some shit like she was getting ready to go swimming or something and I belived her because I was 4 and dumb as shit
My friend was telling me that his son who is around 5 was reading a xmas card they got for his grandma that said she was a bad ass. He got to the bad ass part and looked at my friend like… yo this is a bad word. My friend was like I know you know what that is but don’t say it. So his kid waited a second and then was like …. Assssssss. Had me rolling on the floor; I don’t know how he could manage to keep a straight face.
You start leaning how to sound out letters and words by age five, and therefore can read, but it takes a conscious effort. Sort of like how any adult can solve the math problem 13x562, but it’s going to take a few seconds and focus.
A five year old wouldn’t just walk past this shelf and instantly know what the words mean at a glance. They would have to look at it for a bit and sound out the letters.
So uh, these days a lot of kids actually aren't taught how to sound out letters and words. Look up the horror that is "whole word reading" and you'll see why illiteracy is rising.
Multiplying anything by 13 is hard, ngl. Prime numbers above 10 would take me at least 30 seconds, would have to do 562x10, then 562x3, then add them. That's hard maths without paper.
That's when kids should be on the verge of reading simple words if they don't already know a few. Alphabet - yes. Reading full sentences, not expected but possible.
Do these wierdos have the same concerns about Preparation H or Vagisil? It's blandly packaged stuff for butts and privates. Kids literally barely care, just tell them it's boring adult stuff and be done with it. Stop being such goddamned freaks
That's interesting because you changed the story like 3 times as to what "book" or author you'd read from to sound progressively more believable and less impressive. And you did it from multiple accounts. Lol. Lmao Even.
Weird flex, but okay.
"It's also really horrible and mean to basically imply that if someone didn't have the same childhood as you" I didn't, you seem extra touchy about this one though-- so, yeah, I'd recommend talking to a therapist. You're being REALLY strangely defensive about prepubescent children understanding sex.
I worked in the target pharmacy isle for a bit and one guy came up asking for a spicy toothbrush. I am a grown ass adult and started looking for cinnamon toothpaste until he specified he meant sex toys
Ok, in what world would someone think that "spicy toothbrush" is an appropriate code word for those toys? Would have made more sense to ask for personal massagers.
Right? I told him he should have just asked for the sex toys from the start, save me time. I wouldn’t judge for it either, just point it out and go on with my day. We are all adults here.
Maybe he was doing things with his electric toothbrush before discovering sex toys, who knows
If you as a 5 year old "got the gist" that it was an anal plug, then you were an extremely uncommon child who was likely either abused or allowed to watch hard-core gay porn.
But it's clear you don't know what "get the gist" means and all you would have known is that it's butt related.
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u/DayleD Jan 02 '25
I'm pretty sure at five years old I could understand that 'buzzy butt' was related to butts. Not sure I'd particularly care, but I'd get the gist.