r/MurderedByWords • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • Jan 02 '25

#1 Murder of Week Brutal ratio holy shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '25

Weird People: takes child down sexual health and wellness aisle in a pharmacy which also provides other sexual health and wellness products

Weird People: "Why are places that offer sexual health and wellness products offering sexual health and wellness products in front of my kids?????!!!!!!"

Fucking wild.

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u/LowlySlayer Jan 02 '25

Nah this is a terrible comeback. You can disagree with the prudishness but every pharmacy I've been to has the sex toys in the same aisle as infant care products and feminine products. So if the woman was going for tampons or diapers she would have walked through the aisle. Everyone saying five years olds won't read or notice is also comically underestimating five year olds. The only question here is whether or not she's being too prudish. She's totally correct that it's a place where kids will see stuff.

I think it's too prudish but all these comebacks I've seen are asinine.

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u/Leafwick Jan 02 '25

My irrelevant two cents are that no one gives a damn that CVS sells condoms and plan B and Prep and Spermacide and sex lube and Viagra and all the things under the sun that allow one or more adults to have a safe and gratifying sexual experience, why are sex toys different?

Any man who gets mad at a clitoral stimulator at CVS also needs to get mad at the Viagra they sell there.