r/MurderedByWords • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • Jan 02 '25

#1 Murder of Week Brutal ratio holy shit

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u/KTRyan30 Jan 02 '25

So, fun side story, for some godforsaken reason my local CVS has decided that aisle that functions as line for the pharmacy should also be the family planning and sex toy aisle, which is uncomfortable for everyone involved...

Aside from having to stand in line with Mrs Smith, 70 Year old grandmother of 6 from down the street next to a bunch of vibrators. Imagine actually wanting to buy a sex toy and having to go to the most perpetually crowded aisle in the store.

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u/William_Wang Jan 02 '25

Did you shit your pants if you had to buy condoms with someone watching too?

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u/KTRyan30 Jan 02 '25

Sick burn Willy Wang, got me good...

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u/William_Wang Jan 03 '25

I don't think you know what a burn is.

That was just a question.

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u/KTRyan30 Jan 03 '25

Fuck man you got me again, you're super good at reddit bro.

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u/William_Wang Jan 03 '25

I'm not trying to get you.. it was a simple question.

You're the one that said you blush when you have to stand in the isle.