r/MurderedByWords Jan 02 '25

#1 Murder of Week Brutal ratio holy shit

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u/Eliteguard999 Jan 02 '25

“Five years olds can read” but the age 50+ customers at my grocery store I manage can’t read a sign to save their fucking lives.

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u/Tinygiant10 Jan 02 '25 edited Jan 03 '25

Customer: It says to remove card. Me: …

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u/JelmerMcGee Jan 02 '25

How long have chip readers been standard on cc machines? 5 years? Maybe longer. Yet still, on a daily basis, people put the card in backwards then ask me why my machine is broken. I had an older lady a couple weeks ago try to put the fucking thing in sideways.

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u/Hardwarestore_Senpai Jan 03 '25

Does it make you want to smack em on the hand with a ruler?