r/MurderedByWords • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • Jan 02 '25

#1 Murder of Week Brutal ratio holy shit

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u/Eliteguard999 Jan 02 '25

“Five years olds can read” but the age 50+ customers at my grocery store I manage can’t read a sign to save their fucking lives.

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u/Tinygiant10 Jan 02 '25 edited Jan 03 '25

Customer: It says to remove card. Me: …

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u/ZoyaZhivago Jan 03 '25

I'm a librarian, literally at work right now, and the following just happened (for the zillionth time since we got our new print payment stations).

"How do I pay by credit card?" "Wait for the prompt to CONFIRM AMOUNT, and then insert or tap your card." Customer: Shoves card repeatedly into machine without hitting the green confirm button "It's not working, Ma'am!!" "Hit the green button." Customer: Shoves card again. Me: .......