r/MurderedByWords Jan 02 '25

#1 Murder of Week Brutal ratio holy shit

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u/sunsetgal24 Jan 02 '25

And it's not like a 5 year old has the context to understand what any of those words mean.

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u/xpgx Jan 02 '25

I’ve also never met a 5 year old tall enough to read the top shelves at stores. Children generally only have an interest/awareness of things on their own level unless they’re looking for something specific (and even then, they’re more likely to search low).

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u/i_AM_A-ShArk Jan 03 '25

It’s not just the top shelf though, it’s a whole aisle

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u/xpgx Jan 03 '25

A whole aisle of vibrators? Are you actually trying to be serious here? Have you never been to the sexual wellness aisle of a pharmacy? Aka the aisle full of condoms, lube, pregnancy tests, ovulation tests, plan B? Sometimes, you’ll find feminine wipes and vaginal contraceptives, too. Occasionally, feminine hygiene products, but they’re usually in their own aisle. That one?? That’s not just a sex toy section of an entire pharmacy???

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u/i_AM_A-ShArk Jan 03 '25

I’ve never seen a sexual wellness aisle, ever