r/MurderedByWords Jan 02 '25

#1 Murder of Week Brutal ratio holy shit

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u/Eliteguard999 Jan 02 '25

“Five years olds can read” but the age 50+ customers at my grocery store I manage can’t read a sign to save their fucking lives.

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u/Mysterious-Job-469 Jan 03 '25

As someone who was responsible for shutting down one of the departments that closed two hours earlier than the grocery store itself, this really burned my shit.

"Hello? Are you open? HELLO??? ARE YOU OPEN???"

No. They're not fucking open. The entire department is shut down, nothing is on display, and there's one, FUCKING ONE person in the back cleaning the department for the night. Never mind the giant sign that reads CLOSED, or the service bell that has a glass case labeled "CLOSED" locked over it.

So annoying. It's a fight every single night, and then the customer runs off crying to the employees who don't understand my job and think I'm being unreasonable...