r/MurderedByWords Jan 02 '25

#1 Murder of Week Brutal ratio holy shit

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u/red286 Jan 02 '25

5-year-olds can read, but they aren't going to be seeing the top shelf. That's why this stuff is always on the top shelf.

Plus, what 5-year-old is going to read "buzzy butt" and not start giggling like a 5-year-old reading the words "buzzy butt"?

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u/big-if-true-666 Jan 04 '25

We had a small shop-vac growing up that we called little sucker! These names are funny and kids would 100% not get the context anyways 😂