r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Jan 05 '25

He's so gay that he literally can't even imagine why a heterosexual man might like to enjoy sex with a woman as if he forgot why the orgasm even exists and we don't cum from a single thrust like a mountain goat in some weird hormone daze. Starting to wonder if 'he' is even a binary man anymore.

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u/tan05 Jan 05 '25

He has bragged about having a body count of 1000+ women so he is basically self snitching 😂

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u/artgarciasc Jan 05 '25

Maybe raped or sexually trafficked 1K+.

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u/tazdoestheinternet Jan 05 '25

Maybe he doesn't count that as "sex for pleasure" if he's "having sex" ie raping them to test out the goods.

I feel genuinely nauseous writing that.

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u/artgarciasc Jan 05 '25

Totally, any human would feel that way.