r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/brothersand Jan 05 '25

"Enjoying sex with women is gay!" says bare chested macho Daddy. "Straight men are turned on by lots of nameless offspring who will spread their genome."

I don't really get this guy. The insecurity is pretty profound though.

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u/JessRoyall Jan 05 '25

Also no kids so

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u/Pale_Disaster Jan 05 '25

So by definition, ONLY gay men can have children, until they have 5, then they are straight men. Men over 40, that is

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u/Zealousideal_Desk_19 Jan 05 '25

It's very difficult to be straight these days, I am still working on it but only having two children so far I might never achieve the dream of becoming a real man.

One can dream

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u/SneakWhisper Jan 05 '25

My dear sir, I am very sorry to tell you that it's rainbow T-shirts and cute sparkly jeans for you from now on.