r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/killians1978 Jan 05 '25

Imagine in 2024 telling people feeling good is gay.

I've got some fuckin' news for my gf.

Wait, there's nothing here about whether its gay if women enjoy it.

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u/Greenmanssky Jan 05 '25

He's never seen a woman enjoy sex so the question never occurred to him if it's gay if they enjoy it

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

How would he know if they're all unconscious from the delicious cocktails he makes them?