r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/BarbarianCarnotaurus Jan 05 '25

If it's not real, it's pretty bad that it still is something that seems like a legit thing he'd say

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u/flippy123x Jan 05 '25

he's pretty hard to satirize, ngl

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

I think he has split personality disorder. One of his personalities is a psychopathic gooner. The other personality is a psychopathic tradcon.

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u/SaboLeorioShikamaru Jan 05 '25

I hate that these types of people think they need an audience to function. Bro just be weird with your weird brother in your weird Romanian sex trafficking house on y’alls own. Bunch inbred incel dick-dockers

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u/Objective_Broccoli98 Jan 06 '25

I will be calling everyone “dick-dockers” as soon as I arrive to work tomorrow. Thanks!