r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/brothersand Jan 05 '25

"Enjoying sex with women is gay!" says bare chested macho Daddy. "Straight men are turned on by lots of nameless offspring who will spread their genome."

I don't really get this guy. The insecurity is pretty profound though.

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u/JessRoyall Jan 05 '25

Also no kids so

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u/WexExortQuas Jan 05 '25

Unironically I probably have more feel good peepee sex children than Mr Tate does on purpose children

Check mate fucker