r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/brothersand Jan 05 '25

"Enjoying sex with women is gay!" says bare chested macho Daddy. "Straight men are turned on by lots of nameless offspring who will spread their genome."

I don't really get this guy. The insecurity is pretty profound though.

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u/Unlucky_Most_8757 Jan 05 '25

There was also some other trumper guy that said this recently and to be honest I feel sorry for their wives or partners.

Can you imagine having sex with a guy and he's all "Sorry, both of our orgasms would make me gay." Like wtf. The mental gymnastics is just...idk.

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u/ked_man Jan 05 '25

I mean, how many times have you taken your shirt off to wrestle another shirtless man? And then told all your friends that having sex with women is gay. Sounds like a perfectly reasonable thing for a closeted gay man to say.