r/MurderedByWords Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

You know on the day I was born, the nurses all gathered round, and they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found, the head nurse spoke up, said leave this one alone, she could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone. lol

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u/catsmom63 Jan 05 '25

Extra points for quoting Thorogood!

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u/1lluminist Jan 05 '25

Dr needed one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer after they handed the baby back to the mom.

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u/jonnystunads Jan 05 '25

And said “who do you love?”