r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Jan 05 '25

He's so gay that he literally can't even imagine why a heterosexual man might like to enjoy sex with a woman as if he forgot why the orgasm even exists and we don't cum from a single thrust like a mountain goat in some weird hormone daze. Starting to wonder if 'he' is even a binary man anymore.

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u/tan05 Jan 05 '25

He has bragged about having a body count of 1000+ women so he is basically self snitching 😂

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u/MyLifeForAnEType Jan 05 '25 edited Jan 05 '25

1000.. that... huh. Well that's obviously exaggerated. But I wonder if he actually has syphilis and has brain function symptoms

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jan 06 '25

It wouldn’t be that hard for him - if only 0.1% are attracted to him and he knows a million women then he can find 1000 to sleep with.