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r/MurderedByWords • u/SaintGodfather • Jan 05 '25
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Also no kids so
158 u/Pale_Disaster Jan 05 '25 So by definition, ONLY gay men can have children, until they have 5, then they are straight men. Men over 40, that is 1 u/jimicus Jan 06 '25 More to the point, by that definition I don’t think there’s a single straight man in my entire extended family. Me, my dad, my brother, 5 brothers in law, my uncles - we’re all gay. I wonder how we should tell our wives? 1 u/Pale_Disaster Jan 06 '25 Only my oldest brother meets those expectations, and technically not even him, since his first was not his own. All of my family is gonna be gay, including my dad.
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So by definition, ONLY gay men can have children, until they have 5, then they are straight men. Men over 40, that is
1 u/jimicus Jan 06 '25 More to the point, by that definition I don’t think there’s a single straight man in my entire extended family. Me, my dad, my brother, 5 brothers in law, my uncles - we’re all gay. I wonder how we should tell our wives? 1 u/Pale_Disaster Jan 06 '25 Only my oldest brother meets those expectations, and technically not even him, since his first was not his own. All of my family is gonna be gay, including my dad.
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More to the point, by that definition I don’t think there’s a single straight man in my entire extended family.
Me, my dad, my brother, 5 brothers in law, my uncles - we’re all gay. I wonder how we should tell our wives?
1 u/Pale_Disaster Jan 06 '25 Only my oldest brother meets those expectations, and technically not even him, since his first was not his own. All of my family is gonna be gay, including my dad.
Only my oldest brother meets those expectations, and technically not even him, since his first was not his own. All of my family is gonna be gay, including my dad.
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u/JessRoyall Jan 05 '25
Also no kids so