r/MurderedByWords Jan 05 '25

#3 Murder of Week You have to jiggle the handle.

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u/No_Manufacturer4931 Jan 06 '25

If he is, then he's enjoying getting sodomized by men, which -evidently- isn't gay?

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u/Dreamspitter Jan 06 '25

In ancient Rome there was no gay either. Conceptually. The ONLY law was that as a soldier of Rome you could not be the passive role. If you did, the penalty was death. You were the state incarnate, and Rome fucked absolutely everyone.

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u/CourageMind Jan 07 '25

What if you were not in the army but still a Roman citizen?

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u/ItsEntirelyPosssible Jan 09 '25

Then you got fucked by the soldier tops