r/MurderedByWords • u/JerryJr99 • Jan 31 '25

#1 Murder of Week Your response is concerning, Bobby!

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u/Scary-Button1393 Jan 31 '25

Freedumb isn't free, it costs a heavy fucking fee.

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u/Scary-Button1393 Jan 31 '25

I got a whole Brinks truck I'm going to throw down if the orange PAB declares martial law. 🪨🇺🇸🦅

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u/Mikebones1184 Jan 31 '25

This guy drinks fight milk.

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u/Ex_Mage Jan 31 '25

The first rule of fight milk is don't talk about fight milk.

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u/Mikebones1184 Jan 31 '25

I conducted an ocular patdown of the room and cleared it.

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u/Ex_Mage Jan 31 '25

Reminds me of Phil Hartman on Alcatraz...

"Ocular Cavity"

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u/archimidesx Jan 31 '25

He drinks it every morning, so he can fight like the crow caaaewww

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u/MulberryWilling508 Feb 04 '25

Made with real crow eggs

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u/LavenderGinFizz Feb 04 '25

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u/FlashyEarth8374 Feb 04 '25

god i love it when a thread gets hijacked by the sunny army

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u/bababooche Jan 31 '25

Lmao you aint gonna do anything other than submit.

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u/Scary-Button1393 Jan 31 '25

Sure 😘

Working psychopaths are going to just submit when everything collapses.

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u/bababooche Jan 31 '25

I see you are preparing already with those kisses. Hold on bud, i will get the lube and show you a good time 😘😘

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u/Scary-Button1393 Jan 31 '25

My kisses exclusively sling 300 blackout. If you're not on the sec offender registry, put your thin blue line gear out where I can see it and maybe I'll come visit you with my kisses post collapse. :)

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u/bababooche Jan 31 '25

Lmfao you are so tough. On the internet. 🤣🤣 you wouldnt say half of what you said irl. I think they call you keyboard warriors. Dork

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u/Scary-Button1393 Jan 31 '25

If that what makes you sleep better. :)

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u/What-fresh-hell Jan 31 '25

You you won't pay your buck 'O Five, who will?

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u/Ndmndh1016 Jan 31 '25

Ooh yea yea, buck-o-five

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u/AnungUnRamen66 Jan 31 '25

🎶Freedom costs a buck o’five!🎶

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u/Scrambles420 Jan 31 '25

Do you remember when freedom cost a buck o’ five?!

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u/hermitlikeindividual Jan 31 '25

Freedom costs a buck o' five...

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u/COOKIESECRETSn80085 Jan 31 '25

It’s probly tree-fiddy nowadays

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u/Wuzzup119 Feb 01 '25

The fee isn't money.

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u/hikerchick29 Jan 31 '25

If you don’t pay your buck o’ five, who will?

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u/brandimariee6 Jan 31 '25

Mmm buck o' five, freedom costs a buck o fiiiive

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u/Quick-Low-3846 Jan 31 '25

But someone else pays. Heavily.

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u/Dyremann Jan 31 '25

Freedom’s just another word for «nothing left to lose»

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u/coxy1 Jan 31 '25

Nice! Is this original? That's perfect

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u/brandimariee6 Jan 31 '25

No, it's from Team America: World Police. I highly recommend it if you haven't seen it, never fails to make me laugh like crazy

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u/coxy1 Jan 31 '25

Not seen it in years but yeah awesome movie thanks for the reminder 😁

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u/dat_tae Jan 31 '25

And we all have to pay.

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u/Medic2834 Jan 31 '25

New bumpersticker.

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u/nobeer4you Jan 31 '25

Being dumb is like being dead. You don't know and it only affects the people around you.

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u/HankScorpio82 Jan 31 '25

Freedom cost a buck o’five.

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u/UnlikelyKaiju Jan 31 '25

Unfortunately, the price is often paid by others.

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u/Ham_Pants_ Jan 31 '25

We've become the wasteland of the free.

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u/ImportanceConnect470 Jan 31 '25

A buck oh five fer you and meeeeeeeeee

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u/osirisfrost42 Jan 31 '25

If you think freedom's free, try walking in a deli and URINATING ON THE CHEESE!

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u/Lofttroll2018 Feb 01 '25

That the rest of us pay

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u/vgullotta Feb 01 '25

Usually in pain lol

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u/GleasonSkibum970 Feb 01 '25

🎶Freedumb costs about a buck o’ fiiiiive🎶

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u/jeichorst Feb 01 '25

Truer words were never spoken..

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u/bdubayew Feb 02 '25

Buck o five

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u/suplexdolphin Feb 03 '25

It's the freedom to force your burden onto others

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u/Sotha01 Feb 03 '25

Only, it doesn't cost you anything. And then those around you pay the price.