r/MurderedByWords • u/JerryJr99 • Jan 31 '25

#1 Murder of Week Your response is concerning, Bobby!

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u/Mikebones1184 Jan 31 '25

This guy drinks fight milk.

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u/Ex_Mage Jan 31 '25

The first rule of fight milk is don't talk about fight milk.

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u/Mikebones1184 Jan 31 '25

I conducted an ocular patdown of the room and cleared it.

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u/Ex_Mage Jan 31 '25

Reminds me of Phil Hartman on Alcatraz...

"Ocular Cavity"