r/MurderedByWords • u/JerryJr99 • Jan 31 '25

#1 Murder of Week Your response is concerning, Bobby!

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u/Scary-Button1393 Jan 31 '25

I got a whole Brinks truck I'm going to throw down if the orange PAB declares martial law. 🪨🇺🇸🦅

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u/Mikebones1184 Jan 31 '25

This guy drinks fight milk.

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u/Ex_Mage Jan 31 '25

The first rule of fight milk is don't talk about fight milk.

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u/Mikebones1184 Jan 31 '25

I conducted an ocular patdown of the room and cleared it.

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u/Ex_Mage Jan 31 '25

Reminds me of Phil Hartman on Alcatraz...

"Ocular Cavity"

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u/archimidesx Jan 31 '25

He drinks it every morning, so he can fight like the crow caaaewww

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u/MulberryWilling508 Feb 04 '25

Made with real crow eggs

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u/LavenderGinFizz Feb 04 '25

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u/FlashyEarth8374 Feb 04 '25

god i love it when a thread gets hijacked by the sunny army

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u/bababooche Jan 31 '25

Lmao you aint gonna do anything other than submit.

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u/Scary-Button1393 Jan 31 '25

Sure 😘

Working psychopaths are going to just submit when everything collapses.

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u/bababooche Jan 31 '25

I see you are preparing already with those kisses. Hold on bud, i will get the lube and show you a good time 😘😘

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u/Scary-Button1393 Jan 31 '25

My kisses exclusively sling 300 blackout. If you're not on the sec offender registry, put your thin blue line gear out where I can see it and maybe I'll come visit you with my kisses post collapse. :)

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u/bababooche Jan 31 '25

Lmfao you are so tough. On the internet. 🤣🤣 you wouldnt say half of what you said irl. I think they call you keyboard warriors. Dork

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u/Scary-Button1393 Jan 31 '25

If that what makes you sleep better. :)

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u/Scary-Button1393 Jan 31 '25

We all deal with divorce trauma differently. I'm glad you've found an outlet.

Careful out there in the survival zone. 😘

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u/bababooche Jan 31 '25 edited Jan 31 '25

Divorce trauma? Why would I be mad about keeping all my money for myself? Besides never been divorced yet. What it like? And same to you, be careful out there. Make sure to tell elmo I said hi. To be honest, this was pretty funny. I guess you are my friend. Dont care if you dont want to be. Lmfao

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u/DotheThing94 Jan 31 '25

Oh, shit he's sleep deprived! Easy ass target. Half the dudes I've seen who are veterans or gun-owning maga almost immediately fuckin get down on there knees or pussy out of a fight.