r/MurderedByWords • u/JerryJr99 • Jan 31 '25

#1 Murder of Week Your response is concerning, Bobby!

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u/Fit_Ice7617 Jan 31 '25

and more qualified to be president. 8 years ago i thought i would be terrible as president of the united states. today i could be great, by comparison. even just playing videogames all day and not governing at all would be a step up

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u/PashaWithHat Jan 31 '25

Shit, a mop that someone superglued googly eyes on would be a better option. Better looking than most of these sentient fatbergs too tbh

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u/SupportPretend7493 Jan 31 '25

MopForPrez2028

It really cleans up!

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u/baronvonbaugh Feb 01 '25

If you throw in a broom for VP we will have a winning combo!

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u/rayhaque Jan 31 '25

"a Washington outsider"

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 Jan 31 '25

as comfortable on the floor of the oval office as it is in your own kitchen!