r/MurderedByWords • u/JerryJr99 • Jan 31 '25

#1 Murder of Week Your response is concerning, Bobby!

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u/SivakoTaronyutstew Jan 31 '25

Jesus Pete, I have a layman's understanding of vaccines and I feel like I'm more qualified than this chucklefck. He's willfully illiterate and willfully ignorant. You could slap all the studies right before him and he'd still hem and haw.

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u/MasonP2002 Jan 31 '25

It's a sad world when Average Joes like me can say "I'm more qualified to be health secretary" and be right.

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u/Fit_Ice7617 Jan 31 '25

and more qualified to be president. 8 years ago i thought i would be terrible as president of the united states. today i could be great, by comparison. even just playing videogames all day and not governing at all would be a step up

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u/PashaWithHat Jan 31 '25

Shit, a mop that someone superglued googly eyes on would be a better option. Better looking than most of these sentient fatbergs too tbh

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u/SupportPretend7493 Jan 31 '25

MopForPrez2028

It really cleans up!

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u/baronvonbaugh Feb 01 '25

If you throw in a broom for VP we will have a winning combo!