r/MurderedByWords 24d ago

#2 Murder of the Week Food Program Canceled

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u/Plastic-Pension7263 24d ago edited 24d ago

I bet all those impoverished red states will benefit the most from this.

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u/SnooDrawings6556 24d ago

They have bootstraps- maybe they should use them

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u/USPO-222 24d ago

Mmmmmm, tough but nourishing. A little chewy. 3/10

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u/peridot_mermaid 24d ago

Too bad they’re made out of fake leather, and not the real stuff! Nothing but microplastics for you, Billy