r/MurderedByWords • u/DecisionAvoidant • 20d ago

Murder Physicsduck has some choice words

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u/CankleDankl 20d ago

That's what we like to call the real snowflakes

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u/kipwrecked 20d ago

Electromagnetic spectrum penetrating them as we speak

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u/Spacefreak 20d ago

"Ahhhh, the white light is just a rainbow! It's making me gay! Must... suck... dick!"

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u/EuenovAyabayya 19d ago

Scoops up Skittles

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 19d ago

Guess I'm a gay fish.

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u/drinoaki 20d ago

Hahahaha, just like the Hulk, but when he gets angry he must suck another dude.

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u/Punny_Farting_1877 20d ago

You should see what approaching the speed of light does to the male member!

No kink shaming here.

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u/cthulhu_creature85 19d ago

I played a hedonist in a fading suns game that was shall we say excited on ftl travel and banned from most vessels in the game so yeah lol

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u/Punny_Farting_1877 19d ago

I bet he was blue

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u/dystopian_mermaid 20d ago

I find it incredibly hilarious considering they like using rainbows as a sign of Christianity, but if they are used in ANYTHING not directly related to that, it HAS to be gay right???? That sounds like a miserable way to live.

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u/Sturville 20d ago

And lo, did God say, "as a sign of my promise never to flood the earth again, I set in the sky a symbol of gay sex."

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u/dystopian_mermaid 20d ago

“Jesus wept” 😂

Hopefully obvious /s

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u/International_Cow_17 19d ago

I guess he doesn't like the feeling of it dripping of his chin. 🤣

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u/dystopian_mermaid 19d ago

Hey, if Jesus likes that I’m not here to kink shame 🤣🤣🤣

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u/International_Cow_17 19d ago

I hear he is coming.

So I brought a towel. 😅

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u/dystopian_mermaid 19d ago

OMG I AM CRYING!!!! From my eyes not from other bits 🤣🤣🤣

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u/International_Cow_17 19d ago

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u/dystopian_mermaid 19d ago

Omg I cannot with you 🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious

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u/Eccohawk 19d ago

Definitely. That's why only the US is allowed to use the colors red white and blue in their flag. all the other flags have to use different colors or we're legally allowed to annex them now.

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u/dystopian_mermaid 19d ago

Welcome to America, Canada 🙄😭

I literally cannot even with the fact the tangerine is trying this nonsense.

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u/Porkamiso 19d ago

the term is fascist 

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u/DomSearching123 17d ago

Gaslight, Obstruct, Project.