r/MurderedByWords • u/DecisionAvoidant • 20d ago

Murder Physicsduck has some choice words

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u/Sturville 19d ago

And lo, did God say, "as a sign of my promise never to flood the earth again, I set in the sky a symbol of gay sex."

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u/dystopian_mermaid 19d ago

“Jesus wept” 😂

Hopefully obvious /s

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u/International_Cow_17 19d ago

I guess he doesn't like the feeling of it dripping of his chin. 🤣

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u/dystopian_mermaid 19d ago

Hey, if Jesus likes that I’m not here to kink shame 🤣🤣🤣

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u/International_Cow_17 19d ago

I hear he is coming.

So I brought a towel. 😅

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u/dystopian_mermaid 19d ago

OMG I AM CRYING!!!! From my eyes not from other bits 🤣🤣🤣

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u/International_Cow_17 19d ago

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u/dystopian_mermaid 19d ago

Omg I cannot with you 🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious