Woulda been hard for Noah to inspect the genitals, two by two, of thousands of species with ambiguous/metamorphic genitalia or the ones that reproduce through parthenogenesis - but apparently, Noah thought each and every one of them, no matter how they looked or loved, was worth saving from the flood (although, realistically most of those animals are aquatic or amphibious, alot of plot issues in that story)🌈
God took care of that part, to be fair. He sent the animals to Noah in pairs so he did the genital inspection. And that does make sense, because if you read the bible, you'll find that god has a very unhealthy obsession with foreskins...
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u/revdon 20d ago
They’re not gonna like the Sunday School story about Noah. And not just for the drinking, nudity, etc.