r/MurderedByWords 20d ago

Murder Physicsduck has some choice words

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u/MeasurementNo9896 20d ago

Woulda been hard for Noah to inspect the genitals, two by two, of thousands of species with ambiguous/metamorphic genitalia or the ones that reproduce through parthenogenesis - but apparently, Noah thought each and every one of them, no matter how they looked or loved, was worth saving from the flood (although, realistically most of those animals are aquatic or amphibious, alot of plot issues in that story)🌈

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u/ItsNotAboutX 20d ago

Huh, I never considered it before, but yeah...

Noah would have to be an expert at sexing animals.

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u/PXranger 20d ago

Noah’s deck crew…

“The boss just asked me to circumcise a duck”

“That’s screwed up man”

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u/MeasurementNo9896 20d ago

Omg lololol💀

"I mean yeah, it's messed up, but dried-up duck foreskins are the perfect size for making the accent beads that really make my foreskin necklace stand out"