r/MurderedByWords 13d ago

Murder Oh, merci beaucoup, America ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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u/Adventurous-You-1932 13d ago

Brilliant shots fired, take that blonde witch. ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

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u/hopeful_realist_ 13d ago

Brilliant shots sheโ€™s not even smart enough to understand

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u/TyrionReynolds 13d ago

Should have distilled it down to a pithy one liner like โ€œIf it werenโ€™t for France Americans would be speaking English!โ€

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u/Chaotic-Goofball 13d ago

Can someone please reply back to her with this? Her tiny brain would break.

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u/HarrumphingDuck 13d ago

"...because there's a fucking H in it." -__-

This bit crosses my mind literally every time I walk down that aisle.

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u/LinkinitupYT 13d ago

But they pronounce "hour" without the "h" so, how does he explain that?