r/MurderedByWords 14d ago

Murder Oh, merci beaucoup, America 🇺🇸

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u/Cartz1337 14d ago

Yea, I think they called the forces in Europe something… Allies maybe? I dunno, can’t remember.

Also, I find it funny that Americans love to harp on the French for getting whooped by Germany when the American occupied Philippines folded faster than Superman on laundry day.

Also they spent 20 years in Afghanistan for it to roll up to the Taliban minutes after they left.

Wars are hard. Wars get lost. If any Americans don’t believe it, check the White House carefully for smoke damage.

Signed, a Canadian and forever ally to the true America and true Americans.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/ZapzillaGorilla 14d ago

In our defence, we did annihilate Japan

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u/beren12 14d ago

Firebombing civilians will do that.