r/MurderedByWords • u/TheCatInTheHatThings • 14d ago

Murder Oh, merci beaucoup, America 🇺🇸

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u/TheCatInTheHatThings 14d ago edited 14d ago

I’m just here to attest to the fact that you thanked Canada.

Kind regards, your German neighbour to the east.

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u/EhliJoe 14d ago

And thank you all, including the Soviet Union, for fighting against Nazi Germany and liberating the rest of it.

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u/Cartz1337 14d ago

Yea, I think they called the forces in Europe something… Allies maybe? I dunno, can’t remember.

Also, I find it funny that Americans love to harp on the French for getting whooped by Germany when the American occupied Philippines folded faster than Superman on laundry day.

Also they spent 20 years in Afghanistan for it to roll up to the Taliban minutes after they left.

Wars are hard. Wars get lost. If any Americans don’t believe it, check the White House carefully for smoke damage.

Signed, a Canadian and forever ally to the true America and true Americans.

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u/NewcRoc 14d ago

Hear hear. Defenders of democracy support each other. We will hopefully see you on the other side of this.

Signed an American who is so over this shit.

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u/Cartz1337 14d ago

Yea buddy, no hard feelings to the Americans who have their heads not in their asses. Hopefully we stop booing each others anthems soon.

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u/NewcRoc 14d ago

Boycott tf out of our stuff till then.