r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

A hit dog will holler

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u/StevenMC19 2d ago

"emerging alt-left."

So they're abandoning the term "antifa" when it 100% absolutely applies now. lol

edit: nvm this tweet is apparently from 2016-2017.

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u/tarapotamus 2d ago

also how do they know an "alt-left" person did this?

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u/CatLadyEnabler 2d ago edited 2d ago

You know factual reporting was never a top priority for Faux Nooz.

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u/propyro85 23h ago

Actual reporting has never been a priority, they're just a current events entertainment network.

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u/CatLadyEnabler 18h ago edited 17h ago

They call themselves that to get around certain regulations (or at least did back when they started & those regulations actually had a chance of being enforced). We all know their audience takes them deadly serious (literally, in some cases), which is fundamentally incompatible with the definition of the word "entertainment" so far as I understand it to mean.

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u/Born-Mycologist-3751 2d ago

Same way they "know" anti Tesla vandals are Democrats. They don’t. I could just as easily see an angry vet who got fired from his Fed government job as having sufficient motivation to act out against Musk as someone on the far left. That wouldn't fit their narrative of protests being left wing extremists, though.

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u/FargeenBastiges 2d ago

Fired federal vets are woke socialists Marxist commies.

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u/CrudelyAnimated 2d ago

If they really loved America, they'd have died for it instead of retiring.

/s y'all, seriously

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u/Sasquatch1729 2d ago

Obviously. If they had died it would make things so easy for the government. Instead they become part of (what does Enron Musk call them) members of the parasite class, what with getting that free university education, and pensions, and treatment for injuries sustained while on tour.

(Sarcasm over. Seriously yeah they think you are part of the parasite class. They didn't say "oh veterans are the good ones".)

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u/the107 2d ago

I would love a site wide rule that twitter caps with the date cropped out results in a ban. It seems more often then not its done intentionally

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u/StevenMC19 2d ago

Even still, a screenshot with "1 day ago" from a tweet three years ago happens from time to time too. It's kind of hard to police that one.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/WhereIsTheBeef556 2d ago

Literally anyone is better than a fascist, except for a narrowly hyper-specific few types of heinous criminals (like rapists or serial killers).

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u/Enantiodromiac 2d ago

Let's not lose sight of the fact that fascism attracts plenty of rapists and killers.

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u/Resident-Plastic-585 1d ago

You said “attracts” when it should honestly be “elects” lol

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u/Enantiodromiac 1d ago

I was thinking the rank and file, but you're right, they sure do put them in the top job too.

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u/negative_imaginary 2d ago

Do you people genuinely think antifa operate like Al Qaeda?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/negative_imaginary 2d ago

and that is a no in what way? because you know I live in India and never being to America I don't know how antifa works, can you care to explain to me what they have done and what they do and how they operate where is their headquarters?

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u/AbrahamDylan 2d ago

They won’t answer you because they can’t. They just hear these words and then use them. In fact, they don’t know the meaning of 75% of the words they use.

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u/CatLadyEnabler 2d ago

Not guaranteed, but has a far better chance of being true than the actual fascists running things at the moment.

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u/VVHYY 2d ago

Hello fellow old person I am thrilled to see someone else remembers “Antifa”, so many youngsters around here don’t even remember those days! Migrant caravans, politically correct, affirmative action, critical race theory, hell when’s the last time you heard someone real mad about BLM? They just forget all the old boogeymen looking for the hot new one. Sad.

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u/tarapotamus 2d ago

old but still OOF

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u/DOHC46 2d ago

Faux News said the quiet part out loud.

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u/Chance_Warthog_9389 2d ago

liberal activist says

Unless we're saying that liberal activist is Fox, this is a miss.

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u/CatLadyEnabler 2d ago

Anybody to the left of modern day Republicans (which is pretty much everyone that isn't a MAGAt) is a "liberal activist" to them.

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u/Subtotalpoet 2d ago

A classic 🤌

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/ambermage 2d ago

You seem to be chasing comments everywhere this is posted.

You need serious psychological help.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 2d ago

So who is paying us? Recently fired Fed and are we paid by step or by protest? /s

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u/tenodera 2d ago

It's all in SorosBucks. You have to spend them at their store, like Marlboro bucks. I got a pretty sweet windbreaker and a neon rainbow sign.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 2d ago

Do they punch your Antifa card or do I have to mail them in? You know cuz USPS is going to go away. I’d much rather have a SorosProtestCard and after 5 I get a free coffee.

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u/tenodera 2d ago

Get the app, it's sooo much more convenient.

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u/Friendly-Suggestion8 2d ago

Spotted in Salt Lake

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u/sadsleuth 1d ago

Alt-admission.

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u/Bubbly-Example-8097 2d ago

Womp womp. They’re losing their base it seems.

Read a comment on r/boomersbeingfools how a person’s mother stopped watching Feaux News because it became “too liberal” for them after they admitted his defeat in 2020.

Now there’s Victory News- a more “white nationalist” alternative

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u/whhu234 yeah, i'm that guy with 12 upvotes 2d ago

Fox news being too liberal has got to be the funniest thing ive heard today

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u/boodlebob 2d ago

Finishing each other’s sentences 🥰🥰🥰

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u/Twigdoc 2d ago

A hit dog will holler.

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u/charleyhstl 2d ago

Lololololol

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u/johnkoetsier 1d ago

I guess they know when the shoe fits

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u/Wild_Savings4798 1d ago

I actually have a suspicion Fox knew what they were doing.

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u/Tough_Cress_7649 2d ago

Are you all slow? “No Trump, no KKK, no fascist USA” is the literal chant. Reddit holy helll…

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/Paradoxicorn 2d ago

They are correct though.

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u/Noapenstaart 2d ago

How is he not tho? If you can say he isn't then you must know what arguments are used to call him a fasist, AND why those arguments are bullshit, right?

So if I may ask, what are those counter arguments?

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u/yrar3 2d ago

A counter argument used to be that he needed expansionism to complete the fascist bingo, so yeah...

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u/Tymexathane 15h ago

Fox recognising trump is actually a fascist then?