r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Washington DC’s name change

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u/MRDMNR 1d ago

Bitch is dumb as a box of rocks.

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u/Darkwhippet 1d ago

Don't be mean to rocks.

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u/Scrollwriter22 1d ago

I know, that was so mean to the rocks.

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u/GoldenPuffi 1d ago

Rocks are at least useful

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u/Slappy-_-Boy 1d ago

Rocks are indeed useful, great for counting or making holes

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u/Exotic_Caterpillar_3 1d ago

If someone told me their name was Boebert, I'd never take them seriously. It seems like a mean nickname friends would give to someone who was dumb.

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u/Wolf_Hreda 1d ago

I knew a guy in the army whose last name was Bobo.

Take every dumbass redneck cliche you can think of, and there's a good chance you're picturing him pretty accurately. And if not, you're probably picturing his best friend.

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u/Expert_Seesaw3316 1d ago

Name calling isn’t going to help either side. Be better than them.

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u/DadJokesFTW 1d ago

It's not name calling. It's factual. She's dumb. She knows next to nothing about the world and she doesn't have the intellectual curiosity to try to change that. She is a dumb individual.

Which is usually fine, but she's also an asshole. Dumb AND an asshole is no way to go through life.

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u/Expert_Seesaw3316 1d ago

I was referring to the b word but okay.

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u/SoftLikeABear 1d ago

Boerbert is her name, though. It just sounds like an insult because of the association she brings to it.