r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Sounds about right.

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u/Suspicious_Bicycle 1d ago

The government will take trillions from the American populous, then when all manufacturing comes back to the US, tariff revenue will drop to zero. But Americans will still pay the higher prices to the corporations.

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u/DrawohYbstrahs 1d ago

…and none of the factories will employ humans, as they’ll all use robots.

GENIUS long term plan guys. GENIUS.

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u/FreneticAmbivalence 1d ago

It actually does sound genius if you don’t value humanity or nations. If you’re trying to build something different this does sound like some interesting staging of some new society. I think it’s insane but it sure does look intentional in all regards.

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u/Winter_Tone_4343 23h ago

No one in their right mind is gnna build a factory based on anything Don says or does. The guy will change his mind by tmrw, then again by Monday. There will be no tariffs by Tuesday. This country is a joke.

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u/LuxNocte 20h ago

Even in a slightly different universe where Donny is rock solid and committed to tariffs, by the time you build a factory Dems might have taken Congress and/or the presidency. Not even true believers would build a factory in this environment.

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u/Trick-March-grrl 23h ago

Bill gates was in the news only a few days ago saying confidently that in 10 years humans will need to work only 2 days per week. People cheered this believing this means it will be utopia and everyone will be fat and happy. He was really talking about what you are. Massive change is coming. Get ready for massive human misery and total poverty for the vast majority of us. MAGA is only ensuring it happens for sure and faster. These people hate you. You don’t even exist to them. If you don’t want this future you need to act now.

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u/Selenay1 22h ago

I remember a guy at work fantasizing about having himself cloned so he could send the clone in to do all the work for him. I told him that scenario would end up with both him and the clone sitting at home and arguing about who was going to have to work and both of them getting fucked. It is the same holy shit type of stupidity. They can't even conceive of things turning out badly.

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u/g0_west 22h ago edited 22h ago

So he wants a slave lol? His clone would still be sentient and would be no different from enslaving anybody else. Meanwhile his clone still needs food to eat and a place to sleep so he's just become a two-person household with 1 income.

What he's saying is he wants to have an income but not have to work for it. He wants UBI

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u/CapitalDroid 17h ago

But he’s saying is that he watches too much sci-fi

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u/Not_Stalin 21h ago

Mf just wants to be severed

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u/cayleb 19h ago

I was going to point out that you must have meant "served" instead of "severed." But once the clones rise up and fight back, you may well be right...

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u/jazberry715386428 18h ago

Severed is a show from Apple TV where people don’t remember their work life while at home and vice versa.

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u/Raticus9 22h ago

Calvin & Hobbes did a great series on this.

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u/Outrageous_Reach_695 20h ago

If you ever receive a mysterious package marked "Bild-A-Man", no you didn't. Just slap a Return to Sender label on it and forget about it.

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u/LuxNocte 20h ago

If I have a clone we're both getting fucked, that's the one thing I know for sure.

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u/blorp13 18h ago

Yep, Calvin figured this out the hard way when he couldn't get his clones to go to school for him. Hobbes saw it coming.

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u/Roscoeakl 17h ago

I'd love a clone. We would easily be able to split my job in two, with minimal increase in food expenses, and we could play video games together and keep each other company. That sounds amazing. I would share the work though, I couldn't make someone work for me.

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u/Barrybran 22h ago

We'll look back on Wall-E as a documentary

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u/dakiman 23h ago

Dont get too rational, might get called a “conspiracy theorist”

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u/cantadmittoposting 23h ago

i don't think "wow these guys really are trying to tear it all down and build dystopian corporate feudalism" is much of a conspiracy theory. It's pretty much the open aim of the tech-bro faction of the extremists, competing with "patriarchal theocratic dystopia" and "white supremacist fascist dystopia" from other subgroups.

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u/Ok-Click-80085 22h ago

It actually does sound genius

Brother it only sounds genius to genuinely dimwitted people lol.

You just gonna cosplay robocop next to the 350 million starved corpses? Don't be an idiot, it's not a movie lmao. As soon as the shelves are empty and the country is failing they will all be dragged through the streets and hanged by the panicking mob. I just hope that it's televised

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u/FreneticAmbivalence 20h ago

These guys believe they will survive and do better. Thrive and have power. It doesn’t matter if they succeed or fail, they are going to try to do it and the outcomes will be disastrous but it doesn’t matter because they are keen to believe they will succeed in some way no matter what.

Are they dim? I dunno but they are orchestrating a complex and robust amount of change across the USA and the world with all they are doing, and they told us they want a technocracy, that Yarvin was their man.

I’m not worried that they are dumb or smart. I’m worried they are Fanatical.

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u/NoPasaran2024 23h ago

or nations

What kind of idiocy is this? It's the ideology of nation states and arbitrary lines on a map that's at the very heart of this crap.

A child born in Lithuania today can grow up to be an American and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Nations are exploitative bullshit. They have zero value except to those at the top. QED

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u/FreneticAmbivalence 23h ago

A nation or state is an can be much different than just the pessimistic views but I do agree with you to some degree.

Nations are how we have organized our societies and taxes to support our laws and civilization. It’s complicated and probably could be done butter but I wouldn’t leave it to the leadership shaping this world now to do a reasonable job finding and moving to a better model.

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u/cantadmittoposting 22h ago

yeah Jingoism is one of the most baffling and frustrating reminders of tribal egoism overruling common sense in the modern world.

Post ww2 and now especially post digital age, there is simply no goddamn reason whatsoever for resource wars and direct national control of certain land areas. In an age of ubiquitous real time global communication and modern distribution speeds, The entire justification for "protection" of one's "own population" via military aggression is basically "he was gonna do it first!" ... now, look... fine that's probably SOMETIMES true because our base instincts are pretty greedy and selfish. But it's pretty blatant that virtually all remaining conflict (including the growing belligerence of the U.S.) is actually driven entirely by ideology and individual ego.

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u/NoPasaran2024 23h ago

To be fair, it's the long term plan of capitalism.

They're just accelerating it. Stupidly.

Which is actually in our favor, because the faster they completely trash the system, the sooner it's game over for this vile system of exploitation.

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u/Soft_Importance_8613 20h ago

the sooner it's game over for this vile system of exploitation.

This is not a great assumption. Russians completely trashed the system, and yet there is no end in sight for their vile system.

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u/Aggravating-Forever2 19h ago

One would need to have a plausibly better system at the ready. More plausible is a different (but no better) system of exploitation.

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u/clawsoon 22h ago

I dunno if they'll all use robots. I can envision an endgame where they impose "worker discipline" to create an abused underclass that makes all the stuff inside America.

And I'm not even using my imagination to envision that. I'm just looking at America's history.

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u/Patient_End_8432 17h ago

Well no, you see, robots are expensive.

Higher tech factories like cars and phones will use robots, but for regular things? They'll use people!

People will be so desperate for work and survival, they'll work anywhere for any price at that point. Minimum wage will be reduced or removed "for the people" and you'll get to work in a factory stamping a box for 10 hours a day, for 2 whole dollars!

Actually, well manufacture so much, other countries will move their factories to over here for the cheap price of la.. I mean Hugh quality American goods!

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u/kuldan5853 15h ago

And then they will reintroduce income taxes to compensate for the loss of tariff income.

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u/PairOfRussels 21h ago

Well robots are going to need to buy stuff in their down time...  with bitcoins maybe

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u/red18wrx 20h ago

How is a self-sustaining economy supposed to work? I'm going to be honest. I don't know how a regular economy works.

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u/AnotherCuppaTea 19h ago

Another factor no one seems to mention: externalities -- in particular, pollution and burdens on our infrastructure. Assembly operations can be relatively clean, but manufacturing, drilling, mining, and minerals processing generate pollution and can use a lot of electricity, and our grid is already struggling to provide the power needed by AI modelling, crypto-mining, and charging e-vehicles. No politician seems to be even acknowledging that past generations' worth of industrial and chemical sites created thousands of sites that remain heavily and dangerously polluted to this day, let alone insisting that we manage it better this time.

It's no coincidence that New Jersey, home of so much of the heavy industrial (and chemical, petrochemical, and electronic) job-creating activity in the US since the 19th-C., still has -- googles -- "115 Superfund sites listed on the National Priorities List (NPL)" "as of 16 August 2024", and that's after 36 additional sites have been cleaned up and deleted from the list.

IMHO, de-offshorization and re-industrialization must also revolutionize our traditional model of: 1) letting corporations and their executives, boards of directors, and principle shareholders do whatever they want; 2) evade fiscal responsibility and criminal culpability for their pollution via shell corps. and strategic sales and bankruptcies; 3) rinse-and-repeat. Ideally, we'd price-in and anticipate likely pollution risks and force corps. to fund escrow accounts (along with continual monitoring of factory operations, to prevent anticipated future costs' outstripping a corp.'s escrow funds, which might have to be increased every year or so) for cleaning up their pollution regardless of their legal status and financial solvency for a very long stipulated duration (say, 101 years).

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u/DrawohYbstrahs 17h ago

No republican I’ve ever heard of gives a fuck about the environment or pollution 🤣

Defund and abolish the EPS and all environmental regulation. Problem solved!

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u/Domeil 23h ago

You could relocate 100% of manufacturing to America, but those goods would then be being made with tariffed materials, so the price wouldn't go down, in fact it would go up as corps mark their products up to recoup the costs of building new factories, to say nothing of the surcharge for the 'made in America' sticker they slap on as rubes celebrate the privilege of paying more for less.

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u/Aggravating-Forever2 19h ago

Not once we have a full return to child labor, and get rid of shit like OSHA and the EPA, so we can mine those materials in the US cheaply, at the mere cost of the sweat, blood, and spare limbs of our own kids.

Because 'Murica.

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u/galaxy_horse 23h ago

This basically distills the tariff gambit down to its one-two punch of wealth transfer:

  • a tax on consumption (to offset huge tax breaks for the wealthy), followed by
  • higher prices for domestically produced goods (to increase profits for the wealthy)

At some point normal people are going to lash out en masse and it’s not going to go well for the super wealthy. Why can’t they just pay their fucking taxes?

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u/SpleenBender 22h ago

Why can’t they just pay their fucking taxes?

This is what I keep asking myself - how in ANY WAY do billionaires need even more billions‽ it's disgusting

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u/galaxy_horse 22h ago

Their perverted, psychopathic need for money is why they got the billions in the first place.

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u/Raticus9 22h ago

We know why they want it. What's confusing is why so many people making 30K a year vehemently support it.

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u/LuxNocte 20h ago

Power. Once money can no longer satisfy their need to hoard, they desire power. And they have more power when we have less. Being able to buy an election isn't good enough when there's still a chance the populace can choose differently.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 21h ago

Elon Musk could, from his personal fortune, end world hunger. Also all homelessness in the USA. Fund cures for multiple diseases.

And when done he would still be a billionaire. Still have more than he could ever spend.

What does he do instead? Break election laws, fuck over hundreds of millions of people, destroy government programs that help people, steal private data, and assist in manufacturing a global economic crisis.

All so he can have more that he won’t ever be able to spend.

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u/SuperGyroDave 22h ago

No one is making factories in America when in 4 years the next president could remove all this bullshit and then your factory goes broke.

You can't invest in a climate where you have a toddler throwing tariff tantrums every other week and expect anyone to be able to safely navigate his nonsense.

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u/ManWithWhip 21h ago

If my Argentinian experience helps, the end result is a few companies having no competition will sell refurbished, defective crap at extremely inflated prices.

A shirt here can cost 120 bucks and if you are lucky it'll last 3 washes, brand new laptots you can take apart and see the solders and tape with notes from the guys who repaired them after they came back for warranties in other countries.

what we call "hunting in the zoo"

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u/Calgaris_Rex 19h ago

POPULACE