r/MurderedByWords • u/Calm-Marionberry5457 • 7d ago

It does indeed make perfect sense

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u/AcadiaLivid2582 7d ago

There is a little-known loophole that allows any person to avoid the consequences of their crimes:

Simply loudly announce that you are now a Republican.

(Note: for more serious crimes, you might have to announce your intent to seek the GOP presidential nomination)

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u/juiceboxedhero 7d ago

Christian is also an acceptable answer here 

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u/ComedicHermit 7d ago

if it was in the us I'm sure he can buy a pardon.

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u/KerelOlivier 7d ago

It was in the UK

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u/ComedicHermit 7d ago

Good, then the victim might get some justice

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u/Fuzzthehuman 7d ago

Wonder what cabinet spot trump will give him?

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u/VanAgain 7d ago

When you start believing your own bullshit.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 7d ago

For a primer on disliking RB, find the podcast ‘On Brand’.

It’s almost as good as ‘I Hate Bill Maher’.

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u/SplitEar 7d ago

Looks promising but I could never listen to 100 episodes on that brain dead comedian.

Love the main photo, though.

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u/Strict_Foundation_31 7d ago

The episode that dropped today (haven’t listened yet) covers this allegation and is only 8 minutes long.

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u/SplitEar 7d ago

Listening now! Found a few others to play, it’s solid.

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u/Mammoth-Substance3 7d ago

Yeah, like less than a month before the original allegations came out, he went full fascist.

Everyone speculated that he was pandering to conservatives and maga because he would need their protection for just the sort of thing he got accused of.

Lo and behold...

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u/Financial-Spite-7257 7d ago

"oh it's the mainstream media against me".....fuck off

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u/So_spoke_the_wizard 7d ago

"i'M BeiNG peRseCutEd fOr mY beLiefs."

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u/GaiusMarius60BC 7d ago

He’s trying to audition for a cabinet position.

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u/Over_40_gaming 7d ago

Birds of a feather...

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

He looks like he smells. I mean smells bad.

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u/anchorftw 7d ago

That's his Brand.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 7d ago

No pun intended I’m sure. Russel “eau de roofy” Brand, for sale now in all Kmart locations and detox parking lots.

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u/Careful_Bend_5810 7d ago

Birds of a feather rape together

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u/Live-Collection3018 7d ago

i should have put money on this… dude had the rapey vibe going

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u/anchorftw 7d ago

He's a Rape-ublican.