r/MurderedByWords 14h ago

Tim Walz is not holding back

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u/RoyalChris 14h ago

$9.6 trillion gone in 71 days. Since Trump's inauguration, Nasdaq is roughly 20% down. After the same amount of time during Biden's presidency, Nasdaq was 4% up.

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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 12h ago

Tomorrow looks like it's going to be more of the same...

https://i.imgur.com/3kdoZdg.jpeg

Donald Trump: "Make American Recessions Great Depressions Again!"

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u/Primsun 11h ago edited 7h ago

Tomorrow be the weekend.

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u/Faranocks 11h ago

Another red Monday then.

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u/thinkingwithportalss 10h ago

I fully expect the Monday trading floor to look like Mad Max.

People caving in skulls with hammers to get to the one guy selling shares for $0.96 when the market price is $0.94

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u/DrakonILD 8h ago

You've got it backwards, my man. They want the unicorn that's buying shares at $0.96 when the price is $0.94. But you've got the spirit right.

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u/ChocolateDragonTails 10h ago

And the rest of the week considering the larger tariffs only go into effect on Wednesday. We still haven't seen our first market halt happen yet so there's still room to fall

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u/Over-Marsupial-3002 9h ago

you have not even begun to see the beginning of the tariffs yet. wait til may 2nd when the de minimis is cut. your president is a russian puppet.

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u/Ali_Cat222 8h ago

Wait until China retaliations start, same with all the other places where pretty much everything is made...

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u/DesolationRobot 7h ago

Markets don’t really care when they go into effect. They care when the information comes out.

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u/thebriss22 7h ago

Pretty sure the European Union will announced it counter tariffs on Monday right before markets open just like China did today.

Maximum damage for maximum pressure :D

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u/Primsun 8h ago

The market is dark and full of terrors over the weekend. What will the dawn bring? Peace? Hardly. Only the sounds of (trade) war, and sights of red.

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u/DickDover 9h ago

Monday Bloody Monday........

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u/AdonisCork 10h ago

No. Trump signed an EO banning the weekend.

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u/FlemPlays 10h ago

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u/Difficult_Pea_2216 9h ago

this got me to log in and vote lmao

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u/Aurori_Swe 6h ago

Can't you vote even if not logged in?

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u/SuperFLEB 9h ago

According to Congress, it's still that one long day.

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u/razorwiregoatlick877 10h ago

Shit is so bad it’s you g to drop when market is closed.

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u/calissetabernac 11h ago

What?! WHAT?!

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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 9h ago

Sorry, Monday.

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u/-Battle-Santa 8h ago

We still trade the Weekend DOW!!

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u/Primsun 8h ago

*n

:(

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u/ABC_Family 8h ago

Shhhh… let them cook lmao

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u/Primsun 8h ago

Haven't we all been stir fried enough?

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u/des398 10h ago

Consider that this might all be intended. Sounds crazy but when people start rioting because of a recession/depression, he’ll have ‘reason’ for martial law and a convenient third term+.

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u/bikemaul 10h ago

It's pretty nuts how many "emergency" powers he can claim.

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u/CurryMustard 9h ago

Well until recently people voted for people that although were flawed in many ways, they had some level of accountability. Trump has no accountability at all. Thats just the difference.

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u/OutrageousSetting384 8h ago

Yes, this is part of the project 2025 plan. This is intentional

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u/Ali_Cat222 8h ago

We get white people on IncogNegro Mode tryna get marches started all the time lately on black people Twitter... But even if done peacefully you'd have people in the crowd starting to act wild and riot and of course who will get the blame? Mhmmm....

And then of course martial law kicks in, they aren't even subtle about it. They see people saying "I'm staying at home April 5th" and they go, "NO GET OUTRAGED GET ANGRY GET OUT THERE WAHHHH!" fuck off with that bullshit! Focus on your communities and yourselves y'all no matter what's going on because there's smart ways to go about this, and then there's dumbass ways too.

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u/OkConcentrate5741 7h ago

Do you get the sense that they are all/mostly “sincere” attempts to get black communities out to protest, or can you tell if there are bad-faith agitators trying to light a fuse?

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u/Ali_Cat222 7h ago

No there are a lot of actual people that may be sincere but there's a ton of them that literally come in and try and cause discourse and call names and rage bait*

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u/Merlord 9h ago

He needs a Reichstag Fire.

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u/NoSignSaysNo 10h ago

VIX is literally up 50%.

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u/Eldanoron 9h ago

And for those that don’t know what VIX actually is https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/VIX

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u/Joe579GoFkUrselfMins 8h ago

Hedge Your Bets: The Fund

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 8h ago

It's meta gambling!

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u/dBlock845 8h ago

Higher than during the 08' crisis...

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u/DeMayon 7h ago

no, thats covid spike.

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u/megatron37 9h ago

Do you think he’s doing all of this bullshit to depress the market so his billionaire buddies can get stocks for cheap

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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 8h ago

No. He and his billionaire buddies are most likely pumping and dumping stock, but I think the real goal is to destroy the federal government and steal of its public assets including federal lands and buildings then drain the USA dry of every natural resource including clear cutting national parks buying up everything from everyone who goes under and loses their house and/or businesses and then turn the individual states into smaller zones that can be exploited easier.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 8h ago edited 7h ago

More likely being a reliable market timer. You can make a lot more money when you know the market will go up or down. A swing of 5% doesn't sound like a lot on paper, but if you're making big leveraged trades, it's fuckin' huge.

Let's say you paid to be in Trump's inner circle in the inauguration or via his bullshit coin. Trump, or whoever is orchestrating this, tells you "Hey, we're going to announce absolutely massive tariffs just after market close tomorrow, buy a shitload of leveraged index puts." (or something equally generic).

Then they short sell at current price, market plummets the next day, they buy back and return their index shares the next day at a massive personal profit.

Then, they buy at the low, the administration goes "JK, OUR BAD" and the markets recover some. They sell at the high which is ideally the same as the day they buy the puts. Gaming the system essentially.

Remember, these are billionaires, they have a lot of capital to throw around. They're all playing with insider information... They're stealing as much as they can.

Am I positive this is happening? No, but I do have experience in finance and that's what a shitload of investment bros would do.

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u/jeanpaulsarde 8h ago

Lol "Make Depression Great Again" is a nice slogan

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Vaporeon 8h ago

Man, I really want to find my old friend who was heavy into investing, who thought the "chaos" trump would bring would be "funny"

Wonder if he thinks his portfolio is hilarious right now.

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u/Gloomy_Apartment_833 8h ago

I am beginning to believe that was the plan all along. The only way to bring manufacturing jobs back to America is to create an environment here similar to what caused then to jump ship in the first place.

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u/HumptyDrumpy 7h ago

Dam even his beloved Elon is gonna leave him. That Tsla stock aint gonna save itself