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r/MurderedByWords • u/james_dykeson • Aug 05 '19
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99% of shooters consume bread in the 24 hours before the shootout. We should ban bread.
14 u/emelbee923 Aug 05 '19 100% of shooters breathe. We should ban breathing. 9 u/P0L1Z1STENS0HN Aug 05 '19 You cannot ban breathing, because it's in the constitution. 11 u/emelbee923 Aug 05 '19 Then at least create a system where anyone who desires to breathe has to pass a battery of tests, from physical to psychological, in order to be considered for a license to breathe.
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100% of shooters breathe. We should ban breathing.
9 u/P0L1Z1STENS0HN Aug 05 '19 You cannot ban breathing, because it's in the constitution. 11 u/emelbee923 Aug 05 '19 Then at least create a system where anyone who desires to breathe has to pass a battery of tests, from physical to psychological, in order to be considered for a license to breathe.
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You cannot ban breathing, because it's in the constitution.
11 u/emelbee923 Aug 05 '19 Then at least create a system where anyone who desires to breathe has to pass a battery of tests, from physical to psychological, in order to be considered for a license to breathe.
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Then at least create a system where anyone who desires to breathe has to pass a battery of tests, from physical to psychological, in order to be considered for a license to breathe.
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u/P0L1Z1STENS0HN Aug 05 '19
99% of shooters consume bread in the 24 hours before the shootout. We should ban bread.