r/MurderedByWords • u/james_dykeson • Aug 05 '19

Murder Murdered by numbers?

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u/james_dykeson Aug 05 '19

Smh we gotta ban sneakers for allowing killers to move quickly and kill more people

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u/kaoticfox Aug 05 '19

Instead they must wear flip flops with nails stuck through them

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u/me3zzyy Aug 05 '19

But how will we identify potential murderers?? We must all wear flip flops with nails stuck through them! It's literally the only way. No gun reforms or anything, though... the second amendment can't possibly be "amended" lol.

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u/mmusser Aug 05 '19

“You cannot change the second amendment!”

“Yes you can. It’s called ‘an amendment!’ A lot of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution.”

  • Jim Jeffries