r/MurderedByWords Aug 05 '19

Murder Murdered by numbers?

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u/james_dykeson Aug 05 '19

Smh we gotta ban sneakers for allowing killers to move quickly and kill more people

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u/gravy_in_my_vagina Aug 05 '19

That's such a good idea actually 💁Whenever I tried to steal shit from my ex-husband's apartment I would wear sneakers (cuz the sneak lol👆) and I never got caught (technically it's not stealing since it was once my house 🙆)

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u/Cookiebomb Aug 05 '19

Also i took a look at your profile and apparently you steal things from a guy with an addiction who you cheated on. I pray to god you're just faking this for attention because if you aren't then I'd like you to remember that you are publicly confessing a tresspassing and theft and the fbi knows how to track ip addresses.

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u/dahuoshan Aug 05 '19

Surely the FBI wouldn't get involved with something so trivial though? Not saying it's right (haven't even checked the profile so don't know any of the context) but I doubt the FBI investigate anyone that comments about petty theft online

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u/red--6- Aug 06 '19

If a record of the theft/crime exists and this person's confession helps to solve it, yes it's admissible

(Employees are fired for far less than this)