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r/MurderedByWords • u/pretent_its_witty • Aug 18 '19
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We are also waiting for return of Jesus
53 u/MB23FTW Aug 18 '19 Im terrified because of all the stories about what will happen when he arrives 44 u/dudeAwEsome101 Aug 18 '19 The end of times return of Jesus story would make for a great summer blockbuster movie trilogy. Start with Jesus Rising, then Return of the Beast, then Ascension. Maybe make them R-rated with a lot of blood and boobies. 12 u/Sempais_nutrients Aug 18 '19 Ascension is the one where all the demons are rushing toward the survivors and then Jesus arrives on a lightning bolt with Immigrant Song playing.
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Im terrified because of all the stories about what will happen when he arrives
44 u/dudeAwEsome101 Aug 18 '19 The end of times return of Jesus story would make for a great summer blockbuster movie trilogy. Start with Jesus Rising, then Return of the Beast, then Ascension. Maybe make them R-rated with a lot of blood and boobies. 12 u/Sempais_nutrients Aug 18 '19 Ascension is the one where all the demons are rushing toward the survivors and then Jesus arrives on a lightning bolt with Immigrant Song playing.
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The end of times return of Jesus story would make for a great summer blockbuster movie trilogy. Start with Jesus Rising, then Return of the Beast, then Ascension. Maybe make them R-rated with a lot of blood and boobies.
12 u/Sempais_nutrients Aug 18 '19 Ascension is the one where all the demons are rushing toward the survivors and then Jesus arrives on a lightning bolt with Immigrant Song playing.
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Ascension is the one where all the demons are rushing toward the survivors and then Jesus arrives on a lightning bolt with Immigrant Song playing.
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u/Dickyful Aug 18 '19
We are also waiting for return of Jesus